Culvers induced constipation

When you eat so much Culvers in a short amount of time, that even god cannot spread your legs to poo. Almost a state of constipation.

Why does joey look so bad?

Oh he has a Culvers induced constipation

by hie090866 October 20, 2014

Emotional Constipation

Person/people who are stuck with a constant negative attitude toward life and everyone in it.

I am so tired of your emotional constipation!

by arkansas cowgirl March 24, 2010

Consummate professional

An individual whom believes he or she is the highest intellect or top dog but illicits the exact opposite in his or her audience.

She wrote the personal email from her professional work email account as would be expected of the consummate professional of her caliber.

by T Bag Lawyer February 5, 2019

costimate

cost + estimate

When you have to make a quote or cost estimate for a client, you make a costimate.

Boss: So and so called about a job. They need to know how much it will cost.

Me: Sure, I'll do up a costimate.

by Ameridar September 7, 2011

constipated fuck

People with wide load vaginas. Who make constipated faces while having sex 😂

That girl was such a constipated fuck. Never again will I make love to her

by Yep_it_was_alexandra October 2, 2015

constipated

when nothing comes out of you butt for a long long long long time

constipated chicken

by bb8r2d2starwarsgeek July 25, 2016

constipated duckface

when you try to do the duckface for a selfie, but you have to take a dump

Guy 1: Sonia looks good of Facebook tonite

Guy 2: yeah but she looks like she needs to take a shit tho

Sonia: Constipated duckface!

by djtimyd May 1, 2018