Computeradarie

this is the bond you have with all your virtual friends ...ie facebook friends or computer gamers anyone that you are aquainted with via the computer

Thank you ,for your computeradarie.

by 123sedona123 April 18, 2013

computer face

The way your face looks over the computer, as in, when skyping someone.

Hey, Tim, are you ashamed of your computer face? Is that why you won't Google Hangout with me?

by kat_gryffindor March 16, 2014

computer genius

What your Grandpa calls you when you fix something by turning it off and on again.

Grandpa: How'd you fix my television?
Son: I just rebooted the router is all.
Grandpa: You're a computer genius! What would we do without you?
Son: I have no idea.

by guy354 September 17, 2016

computer neuter

One who continually submits entries to Urban Dictionary to the exclusion of everything else in life.

``Hey, Bud, don't you ever come up for air? You're a real computer neuter.''

by tirtle March 1, 2017

computer plange

A plange for computers.

Unlike a regular plange, computer planges use electricity.

They make your computer easier to use.

"Oh, a plange for the computers?"
"Yes, computer plange."

by damn69 June 20, 2021

Computer programmer

A job that will be useless when the end of the world is coming.

Ok we need to group together.. we have a nurse ,a farmer ,a weapons expert and 2 survivalists.. ... and what can you do sir ?? Iam computer programmer...I can help you install windows 98 and help you with slow download speeds. ... all break out in laughter as they leave him behind for the aliens .

by Upyerkilt333 January 30, 2022

Computer Scientist

A philosopher who is able to make money.

Company: We need someone to help us solve this very hard problem.
Computer Scientist: That will be 100.000$ thank you.

by The Computer Scientist May 12, 2022