boarding completed

literally: when all passengers are seated on a plane ready to take off
figuratively: you are the plane heading towards a destination, the passengers are everything dear to you, animate and inanimate, physical and spiritual. a decision is made. the plane is taking off.

"mama, are we going to be okay?"
"yes, my mini, boarding completed. don't be afraid."

by Krkič January 7, 2021

complete jackass

Any person that adds a new definition to a word in urban dictionary that is the exact same as or is a close approximation of the definitions already there. This can also be a person that decides to give a thumbs up to the myriad un-original entries and definitions in UD while over-looking the genius creations of The Original Slim Bavis.

Slim: Yo, that guy is a complete jackass. He posted a definition of pink sock. The one right before it is the EXACT same.
Dan: What a douche.
Salty: A complete jackass. And, he liked "put it a dually" more than "chicken pants."
Dan: Complete jackass.

by The Original Slim Bavis December 23, 2008

Complicated Relationship

Two people who are flirtatious and post eachother on social media that have some type of fling going on but are not dating for whatever reason.

Are you guys dating you always talk about eachother? Its kinda complicated relationship rn

by Newin lol August 24, 2018

complete loser

also known as Tyler M., he is often found walkind around school with david a., laughing at the crazy shit david a. does.

HAHA! look at the complete loser, who is absolutely a stupid ass motherfucker worthless piece of shit!

by chaos April 24, 2004

Complete The Picture

1. To check out one side of a lady (or man) walking by and then turning around to check out the other side.

Man 1: "Dude that chick's ass is effin' hot, let's complete the picture and see if her front matches the back"
Man 2: "Ack, jeez, her face is f'king ugly!"

by Anononononon1 September 19, 2010

comperate (v)

1. To find a conglamerate very cunning
2. To release Pelvis Fluids

I comperated into my woman

by Halomantis February 24, 2004

Complete Waste of life

Someone who is so worthless they don't deserve to live. No one likes them and wishes they were dead.

"WOW Christian Wright is a COMPLETE waste of Life"


"His life must really suck"

by ALBERT09745 July 5, 2008