when you have had anal so many times that your ass hole actually looks like a starburst ,or soft candy, has been molded into a flower shape and put on your ass.
dude! she has such a candy colon! we are so NOT doing anal ever again.
do you think her candy colon is like a light pink or a dark red?
do you think her candy colon is like a light pink or a dark red?
by glow bear May 26, 2017
Get the candy colonmug. When a man, and another man are engaged in sex. Before the "pitcher" orgasms, he gapes his partner's asshole and dumps in a can of diet Coke and mentos before ejaculating into his partner's anus.
by Drillmaster June 8, 2019
Get the colon cometmug. The horrid sensation one experiences when having a bowel movement in which the liquified sloppy hot butt mud races violently towards its goal, destroying any and all organisms within one's intestinal tract as it flows towards porcelain heaven.
by cockbroccoli November 27, 2011
Get the colon carnagemug. by Survivor Bob December 18, 2012
Get the Colon devilsmug. A very deadly condition,
that leads to a very severe case of
anal discharge and or anal leakage
Followed by the anus slowly decomposing From the inside out due to an unhealthy diet, or lack of hygiene.
that leads to a very severe case of
anal discharge and or anal leakage
Followed by the anus slowly decomposing From the inside out due to an unhealthy diet, or lack of hygiene.
by Metalmaniac March 23, 2019
Get the rotten colonmug. A colon-clouter is a homosexual man who likes to put his penis inside the rectum of other homosexual men for the purpose of sexual pleasure.
It is the number one cause of shitty semen.
It is the number one cause of shitty semen.
"Check out than man over there in that tight tank top, dancing in that gay bar with those other men. I bet he's a right colon-clouter."
by radash November 7, 2009
Get the colon-cloutermug. A penis that has the ability to go so far inside of a female in sexual intercourse, that it makes the females colon or other internal organs slightly ache, itch, or bleed (maybe bleed if it's a 2 meter beater)
Megan: I hooked up with a guy last night, and he had a colon wrecker.
Julie: No way! How do you feel?
Megan: It was great, but my colon feels a little achy
Julie: No way! How do you feel?
Megan: It was great, but my colon feels a little achy
by SeahawksFan24 March 27, 2016
Get the colon wreckermug.