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rotten colon

A very deadly condition,

that leads to a very severe case of

anal discharge and or anal leakage
Followed by the anus slowly decomposing From the inside out due to an unhealthy diet, or lack of hygiene.
The man's farts smell of death, as though he has developed rotten colon.
by Metalmaniac March 23, 2019
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kade colon

kade colon means bald or is a hairless fish
by byethsLOLOLOL May 10, 2019
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Colon Jello

A thick substance that oozes from the rectum. Usually after the consumption and attempted digestion of Taco Bell.
"Cindy ate some of my colon jello with whipped cream."
by Logan Heckyes January 28, 2013
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colon slap

When you evacuate your colon so fast that the intestinal walls slap together and cause pain.

The condition usually occurs after consuming bulk fiber or Pho noodles that act like a sort of turd rebar. The vacuum created by eliminating this exceptionally long and fat fiber dumpling at high speed causes the colon walls to collapse and impact each other.
You: Boss, I have to leave work because I've just had an instance of colon slap.

Boss: Okay, have a craptastic day and cut back on the Pho noodles and bulk fiber.
by Capt Craptastic May 14, 2010
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colon carnage

The horrid sensation one experiences when having a bowel movement in which the liquified sloppy hot butt mud races violently towards its goal, destroying any and all organisms within one's intestinal tract as it flows towards porcelain heaven.
bro, sorry about your toilet. I experienced some major colon carnage.
by cockbroccoli November 27, 2011
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candy colon

when you have had anal so many times that your ass hole actually looks like a starburst ,or soft candy, has been molded into a flower shape and put on your ass.
dude! she has such a candy colon! we are so NOT doing anal ever again.

do you think her candy colon is like a light pink or a dark red?
by glow bear May 26, 2017
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colon comet

When a man, and another man are engaged in sex. Before the "pitcher" orgasms, he gapes his partner's asshole and dumps in a can of diet Coke and mentos before ejaculating into his partner's anus.
Holy shit Bartholomew! Your stretchy asshole is perfect for a colon comet!
by Drillmaster June 8, 2019
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