A very deadly condition,
that leads to a very severe case of
anal discharge and or anal leakage
Followed by the anus slowly decomposing From the inside out due to an unhealthy diet, or lack of hygiene.
that leads to a very severe case of
anal discharge and or anal leakage
Followed by the anus slowly decomposing From the inside out due to an unhealthy diet, or lack of hygiene.
by Metalmaniac March 23, 2019
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Get the kade colon mug.A thick substance that oozes from the rectum. Usually after the consumption and attempted digestion of Taco Bell.
by Logan Heckyes January 28, 2013
Get the Colon Jello mug.When you evacuate your colon so fast that the intestinal walls slap together and cause pain.
The condition usually occurs after consuming bulk fiber or Pho noodles that act like a sort of turd rebar. The vacuum created by eliminating this exceptionally long and fat fiber dumpling at high speed causes the colon walls to collapse and impact each other.
The condition usually occurs after consuming bulk fiber or Pho noodles that act like a sort of turd rebar. The vacuum created by eliminating this exceptionally long and fat fiber dumpling at high speed causes the colon walls to collapse and impact each other.
You: Boss, I have to leave work because I've just had an instance of colon slap.
Boss: Okay, have a craptastic day and cut back on the Pho noodles and bulk fiber.
Boss: Okay, have a craptastic day and cut back on the Pho noodles and bulk fiber.
by Capt Craptastic May 14, 2010
Get the colon slap mug.The horrid sensation one experiences when having a bowel movement in which the liquified sloppy hot butt mud races violently towards its goal, destroying any and all organisms within one's intestinal tract as it flows towards porcelain heaven.
by cockbroccoli November 27, 2011
Get the colon carnage mug.when you have had anal so many times that your ass hole actually looks like a starburst ,or soft candy, has been molded into a flower shape and put on your ass.
dude! she has such a candy colon! we are so NOT doing anal ever again.
do you think her candy colon is like a light pink or a dark red?
do you think her candy colon is like a light pink or a dark red?
by glow bear May 26, 2017
Get the candy colon mug.When a man, and another man are engaged in sex. Before the "pitcher" orgasms, he gapes his partner's asshole and dumps in a can of diet Coke and mentos before ejaculating into his partner's anus.
by Drillmaster June 8, 2019
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