Coffee Dump

The dump you have to take after you consume a cup of coffee in the morning.
10 minutes after my coffee, I gotta take a coffee dump.
by zefah August 26, 2011
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Hot Coffee

GTA San adreas mod that unlocked hidden sex scenes resulting in an Adults Only rating put on GTA.
Mom: I cant beleive there is nudity in that game! Whats this world come too when my son tries to enjoy killing cops and innocent people and is permanantly scarred by pixialated porn?

Smart person: Shut the fuck up!
by The poopster August 26, 2005
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Brew the Coffee

An oral sex act in which a female is kneeling in front of a standing male performing oral sex on his unit, all the while the male holds the nose of the female pulling her farther onto his unit. This act is done correctly if the female begins to make a sound as a coffee maker brewing the coffee.
Mike: "Honey, I know its late and we are both tired, maybe if we brew the coffee we can stay awake and watch the last ten minutes of Golden Girls"

Tracy: "Sure, now the question is, how do you like your coffee? Sweet and creamy? "
by jonnydeanevoss February 07, 2010
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Coffee Serious

An adjective describing anything that is serious enough to discuss over coffee instead of alcohol.
"Hey, meet me at the cafe in 10 minutes, Bill got thrown in jail last night, this is coffee serious."
by thesecondcontrecoup June 16, 2009
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coffee chats

Person A: "I'm going to reach out to my favorite startup founder to hear her insight and to develop a friendship"

Person B: "You should invite her out for a cup of coffee. Coffee chats are both casual and professional. But don't go where they play elevator music."
by Priyana July 22, 2018
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Coffee talk

Coffe talk- things not important enough for a biography, yet too important for text.
Let’s save this for coffee talk
by Realcoffeetalk June 25, 2018
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Todd the coffee

To pour the strongest portion of coffee from a drip coffee maker pot before it has finished brewing.
The Coffee is weak. Did you Todd the Coffee?
by TToddTodd's friend May 18, 2016
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