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Coffee Dump

The dump you have to take after you consume a cup of coffee in the morning.
10 minutes after my coffee, I gotta take a coffee dump.
by zefah August 28, 2011
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Hot Coffee

GTA San adreas mod that unlocked hidden sex scenes resulting in an Adults Only rating put on GTA.
Mom: I cant beleive there is nudity in that game! Whats this world come too when my son tries to enjoy killing cops and innocent people and is permanantly scarred by pixialated porn?

Smart person: Shut the fuck up!
by The poopster September 19, 2005
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CMS Coffee

n. A coffee break taken after a Catastrophic, Major, or Serious incident has occurred. Attendees at the CMS Coffee are usually quiet and reflective in demeanor. The most likely place for a CMS Coffee to occur is onboard an oil platform in Norway.
After spending 2 days trying to fix broken electronics, the crew sat down for a nice CMS Coffee.
by vaeren January 13, 2007
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Brew the Coffee

An oral sex act in which a female is kneeling in front of a standing male performing oral sex on his unit, all the while the male holds the nose of the female pulling her farther onto his unit. This act is done correctly if the female begins to make a sound as a coffee maker brewing the coffee.
Mike: "Honey, I know its late and we are both tired, maybe if we brew the coffee we can stay awake and watch the last ten minutes of Golden Girls"

Tracy: "Sure, now the question is, how do you like your coffee? Sweet and creamy? "
by jonnydeanevoss February 6, 2010
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Todd the coffee

To pour the strongest portion of coffee from a drip coffee maker pot before it has finished brewing.
by TToddTodd's friend May 18, 2016
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coffee chats

Person A: "I'm going to reach out to my favorite startup founder to hear her insight and to develop a friendship"

Person B: "You should invite her out for a cup of coffee. Coffee chats are both casual and professional. But don't go where they play elevator music."
by Priyana July 22, 2018
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Hartford Coffee

Named after Hartford, the capital of CT.

When you fill a coffee cup up with urine and leave it in the bathroom.

Alternatively, a mixture of blonde roast coffee with urine. Salty coffee with a hint of citrus also works a substitute, and is the variety sold in cafés.
Person 1: Somebody left this cup of coffee in the bathroom.
Person 2: Maybe its a fresh brew of a Hartford Coffee.
by Leuman September 30, 2022
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