Coconut Doughnut

When you pull out of someone's ass after anal sex and rub the ejaculate around the rim of their asshole, thus creating a coconut doughnut.

I gave her a coconut doughnut last night.

by Greaster September 28, 2015

Coconut cookie

The worst possible thing to be called

Jacob is a coconut cookie

by Rasticmonster June 5, 2018

Coconut rice

An Asian homosexual or heterosexual individual who identifies as a white person, however is of Asian heritage.

I went over to his house, but he wasn't Asian at all, he's just a coconut rice that doesn't accept his Asian heritage.

I'm actually into sticky rice, not into coconut rice.

Sorry, I don't take my shoes off, I'm actually coconut rice.

by UVPdx November 19, 2020

Coconut Shoulders

Massive, round, muscular shoulders

I'm working on my shoulders - I want massive coconut shoulders!
Wow! Look at that guy! He's got huge coconut shoulders!
Check out the coconut shoulders on that girl! She must live at the gym!!

by MichelleMac December 20, 2014

Coconut malling

The process of getting coconut malled. Getting coconut malled is a meme on social media particularly tiktok and YouTube etc

I was coconut malling Brendan yesterday

by Sebastian hiney February 28, 2021

coconut sniffer

to insult a group of rich inbred relatives.

(usually a different ethnicity than yourself)

"your family consists of coconut sniffers"

by Kenna <33 August 29, 2022

Smol-Coconut

A name for someone whose hair is somewhat frizzy on the top of their head. You may also call them that if that person is a smol-bean in general.

Sad Samantha is such a Smol-Coconut it is adorable.

by weirdloudmouth January 17, 2017