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mr clean

Noun:

1. A man with less than 10% body fat, who is deliberately bald, stronger than steel, faster than lightning, harder than Angola, wiser than Solomon, sweeter than saccharin, and does not put up with haters.

2. A man who resembles in physical appearance the Mr. Clean of Proctor & Gamble cleaning products advertising.

Adj.

1. Describing attributes of one who is opposed to racism, tyranny, injustice, and haters.
You seen Mr. Clean, bruh?

Nah, man. Mr. Clean repin' that BOOT and them Jena 6, ya heard.

If you ever try to start something with Mr. Clean, he will pounce on you because he's crazy like that.

Adj:

You got to be Mr Clean stuntin' to be in Team Clean.
by OnePeat June 24, 2008
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clean poop

The refreshing shit that makes you feel like everything came out solid, leaving no debris behind, or evidence on the toilet paper.
Here, eat these granola bars. They make you have clean poop!
by Schadenfreude231 November 5, 2013
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Facebook spring cleaning

when your on facebook, and a family member or someone older than you who you would not want to see something bad on your profile, so you do some facebook spring cleaning. it is when you clean up your profile and delete or hide all the bad bumper stickers, applications, wall posts,pictures,videos,ect

hense the word facebook spring cleaning
friend request from jim ( your older cousin )

shit i gotta do some facebook spring cleaning so he doesnt see my bad side
by larryf`12 February 28, 2009
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clean panini

The clean-shaven vagina exhibited by strippers and exotic dancers at strip clubs, and lacking the large protruding labia of older, more wornout women. The panini is often enhanced by carefully-groomed pubic-hair "grill-lines" (e.g. the Brazilian). Technically, the clean panini is the antonym of the "roast beef sandwich."
Did you see that stripper's clean panini? She didn't have any lunchmeat hanging out.
by Spook5129 August 4, 2009
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Clean House

Literal definition: Cleaning a dirty house/home.

Figurative definition: Getting rid of unwanted baggage in one's life, such as bad "friends" or fake people.
Literal:

"My house is so dirty!"
"Looks like you need to clean house!"

Figurative:

"That girl is such a bad friend and not worth my time."
"Girl, it's time to clean house!!"
by highschoolneverends July 28, 2009
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Clean Escape

Wiping after going pooh and nothing being on the toilet paper.
After I took a dump and only saw one square of toilet paper left I was worried. It was a clean escape so I didn't need anymore.
by NorthCalScooter July 24, 2009
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clean snap

This is a term used to describe when going to the toilet and you wipe and there is no feces is present on the toilet paper. The concept is that your feces clean snapped from your rectum without touching the sides.
"Hey Ryan, I just clean snapped!"
"I'm going to the toilet, hopefully I clean snap"
by DJ XSpence December 29, 2007
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