Marcus Cobley

A person who is nice at times apart from when he goes to the zoo, where he starts hitting on all the zebras and monkeys. His thing is tiny so he can only do it with dogs.

Oh look! It’s a Marcus Cobley

by Abcs123aimmgonnamligmay April 24, 2019

Adapter cable

A 3 way sex position involving a gay man, a bisexual man and a straight women.

The bisexual man positions himself between the gay man and the woman, facing towards the woman. The gay man fucks the bisexual man in the ass, while the bisexual man does the same to the woman, so that the gay man is fucking the woman vicariously through the bisexual man, much like an adapter cable for two non-compatible wires

John and Larry want to have a 3-way with a woman, but because John is gay Larry has to play the Adapter Cable part

by IHateMyLife69420666 August 22, 2021

Jumper cables

A game where one person gets hit with jumper cables, that are not connected to a battery.

"Hey bro, let's play jumper cables!"

by Bastizocker84 December 19, 2022

Caveman Cable

Sitting and watching a campfire.

Dude, it's getting dark. Let's grab a beer and watch some Caveman Cable.

by Griff the Impaler June 27, 2023

Jesus cable

A Jesus cable is a cable that will likely cause death, fire or an explosion, like a 220V to USB-C cable.

Mate A: Don't plug that one in.
Mate B: Why?
Mate A: It's a Jesus cable, you'll die if you do.

by SmokeAlt2EveryDay August 21, 2023

Alabama fudge cicle

When you take two fingers and stick them in yours or someone’s butt

Their goes Ron agains giving Lucy the old Alabama fudge cicle

by Foxx1125 September 22, 2018

Schrodinger's cable theorem

The theorem that a cable will not fit into a device until observed.

Even though there are only 2 sides to a charger he had to flip over the charger 5 times before it fit because of the Schrodinger's cable theorem.

by Xeto November 9, 2021