jingling the change

Choking the chicken, flippin the burgers, beatin your meat.

Did you see Dr.K jingling the change during class the other day?

by Flopalopadingdong April 2, 2006

Kentucky Lane Change

When you are screwing a chick from behind, take it out and then stuff it in their ass and claim it was an accident.

I pulled a Kentucky Lane Change on that bitch i was fuckin last night.

by the name that is my real one July 29, 2009

wisconsin oil change

when your having drunk sex with a chick and that snatch is so dry you use her or your own vomit as lube

"man lisa was as dry as a sandbox last night I had to do a wisconsin oil change on her and then i went to town"

by swaven da bonner October 4, 2011

Loose change

Any amount of coins including pennies, nickels, dimes, and quarters that you find on the sidewalk, the floor, and around benches and vending areas. When enough is collected, one can bring in a considerable revenue from these coins. These small fortunes usually range from $20-$35 in cash once taken to a bank or a CoinStar.

Once, I made $1.33 on loose change in just one day.

by The Kentucky Yankee December 28, 2005

chundercats

the chundercats are a super elite group of dumb bitches who go out drinking everyweekend and end up puking, falling and getting in people's faces all evening. The events of the evening are usually discussed and laughed about the next day with the other dumb bitches whom they work with.

Bill (to Steve): Hey I invited Becky and her friends over on Friday to drink with us before we go out.
Steve: dude! I don't want those hookers in our house! they're fuckin Chundercats!
Bill: yeah I know, but they are also the dumbest hooers we know and they may do somethin strange for a little piece of change
Steve: Fine, but when they Chunder, and they will Chunder, you are cleaning that shit up.

Chundercats (upon arrival): (raising their swords of power) Chundercats. HO!

by shiteater9000 April 14, 2010

No change there

A witty response to a comment somebody else made, commonly used to insult a person.
Works in a similar way to that's what she said.

Boy 1: "Dude, this zit on my face makes me look really ugly"
Boy 2: "No change there"


Girl 1: "That dress Mary is wearing makes her look sooooo fat"
Girl 2: "No change there"

by Jibbyjames January 24, 2009

Mississippi Lane Change

Rarely executed successfully. Involves crossing the maximum number of lanes immediately after merging onto a swift moving freeway with the goal of simply proving ones cunning behind the wheel. A perfect MLC would be executed by angling one's vehicle perpindicular to the center divider or perhaps even angling the nose of the vehicle slightly towards the flow of traffic.

Despite the common misconception that the traffic manuever originated in the Magnolia State (Mississippi), it is derived from the techniques used to cross a swift moving river and is actually most commonly seen in more cosmopolitan and populated parts of our nation such as Los Angeles, Boston, and other urban centers.

"Did you see that guy just do a Mississippi Lane Change to get to the D-lane?!"

"I got side swiped by some jackoff trying to pull an MLC on the 405 this morning on my way to work."

by Steve Devious September 4, 2008