two-hand-twist-no-teeth-slurp-choke-eyes-rolled-back-gluck-gluck-hyuck-combo

During the action of sucking a dick where the person places one hand at the base of the dick and then proceeds to suck smoothly with no teeth whilst creating a slurping sound from the saliva created; the person sucking then proceeds to deep throat twisting the wrist TWO times. All while your eyes are rolled back as if you're being choked. Twisting clockwise pulling upwards and twisting counterclockwise going down. This forbidden technique works most efficiently on larger sized chodes and not shrimps. Be cautious with this sacred move as this will make your man make a glucking and hyucking sound.

"Shii he wasn't expecting me wit da two-hand-twist-no-teeth-slurp-choke-eyes-rolled-back-gluck-gluck-hyuck-combo last night. Left asking for more!"

by Dr. Ranjeet April 22, 2020

Chimp-Choker

Supporter of Hartlepool Utd. Football Club and / or denizen of the Borough of Hartlepool.

(cf "simian-strangler", "monkey-hanger", "gibbon-garotter", "strangler", "cod-head"etc. etc. etc.)

I say, you there, you supporer of Hartlepool United, I aver that you are indeed a "Chimp-choking bastard".

by Stan Grytviken April 1, 2003

choke

being up 3-0 in a best of 7 series and still losing. (see Yankees)

wow, the most important game of the year and they totally choked!

by east coast May 7, 2005

choker necklace

A tight fitted necklace around a person's neck. Women wore plain red ribbon chokers to indicate that they were prostitutes. Plain black choker necklaces sometimes signified secret lesbianism. These necklaces transformed into a regular necklace worn for fashion purposes. Choker necklaces were very popular in the 90s as celebrities started to wear them more and more. It is still a trend to this day.

You: I am in love with the choker necklace Kylie Jenner is wearing in her instagram picture
Friend: omg me too it looks so good on her

by Justin Bieber's Girlfriend June 4, 2014

Wife choker

A horrid acrid-smelling swamp fart that a husband lets out in bed.

Man, I let out the raunchiest fart last night. It was a real wife choker.

by Jarigo August 5, 2009

Choke On It

I have read a couple crazy definitions of this phrase, but my father - David H. Stocky - Used it to say it when people were really greedy - like cheated him, or tried to get on over on him, and it wasn't worth pummeling them, he would say "Choke on it" to mean that he hoped their greed and unscrupulous behavior came back to them.

Suzy stole my last cookie again, she can choke on it.

by Old School Amy February 28, 2012

Italian Choke Hold

When a gweedo dips a strap on dildo in marinara sauce and then continues to choke his victim with it.

Damn, Vinny really gave Jenny an Italian choke hold.

by The Big BEENJAMMIN January 21, 2011