Chrissy Chris

A definition of a crack head. Wakes up to the thought of crack and doesn't think twice about eating, not even a bit of a sandwich. You could tell this by the way he could fit through anything, even a tiny gap in your window, like a mouse- searching for dat cheese! Steals most of your belongings - even if its worth fuck all a crack head on the street will probably buy it for a toke!

' Oh that Chrissy Chris used to be such a nice guy, he's now just a full on crack head' Chrissy Chris,Crack Head Tea Leaf Skin and Bones Comes as a 'pack' Homeliness

'Oh that Chris, what a great selection of friends he has, they come as a pack (a pack of crack)'

by Ruder_dan_dem March 27, 2015

Chrisette

Chrisette is a hot , sexy , drop died gorgeous, has a beautiful personality, eyes that make the stars look like 10 watt light bulbs . She is a amazing woman . There are many ways to describe her, but one word I would use is perfect, she is kind, caring, funny, outgoing, down to earth but out of this world at the same time. If u meet a Chrisette don't you ever let here go

Person 1: did u hear Chrisettes are baddies mess with them and you died

Chrisette are baddies and real hot

by jaxbxhxjbsn November 23, 2021

CHRISSY WAKE UP

I DONT LIKE THIS

CHRISSY WAKE UPPPPPPP

by wandamaximoffismilfhornyslut September 11, 2022

Chrisism

Drunk post, inserted into any thread usually having nothing to do with the context of the post. Usually raunchy or irritating.

Josh had a couple too many last night and used chrisism to annoy half of the board.

by SmasherAZ January 23, 2011

Chrissy

A stupid faggot who fucks with little girls

You don’t want to be a Chrissy or you will go to jail.

by Jklllkknsnsnsm May 28, 2020

Chrissa

Thotiana and a wratt

chrissa is thotiana

by EMILY IS A HOE July 8, 2019

chrissy poo

A guy that makes dirty songs and dates the ugliest girl in school.

Me: chri-
Chrissy poo:what's wrong honey cheeks, you're getting kinda freaky, i really love yo ass and i kinda wanna squeezey, you make me kinda horny baby please let me sip in easy, yo pussy so wet, it feelin kinda greasy
Uh yea

So baby calm down, I wanna go out, have some fun, drink some rum, so now we go down, in the bed, give me head, and that's the best, when you gettin kinda dirty
yuh

by Trashy Tina May 29, 2018