by spltbird July 5, 2003

any or all annoying people. the only stipulations are that they look like they have some type of retardation, or speak like they are retarded.
most commonly seen attempting to speak to the cool kids in highschools or colleges. occationally frequents large parties and is found sitting in the corner, either staring at girls that he will never get with, or girls she will never look like.
WARNING: these people are prone to suicide, school shootings, and rape leading to murder, or child molestation.
most commonly seen attempting to speak to the cool kids in highschools or colleges. occationally frequents large parties and is found sitting in the corner, either staring at girls that he will never get with, or girls she will never look like.
WARNING: these people are prone to suicide, school shootings, and rape leading to murder, or child molestation.
by Ryan LaFrance April 3, 2008

by DA_SHIT!!! June 14, 2009

1. A person who shamelessly and constantly takes food, drinks or favors without asking. The ultimate choad warrior.
by tarpet December 12, 2011

by will gdfg May 1, 2005

1) A virgin choad
2) A choad-sporting male who has not yet experienced sexual intercourse
3) A cherry chubby
2) A choad-sporting male who has not yet experienced sexual intercourse
3) A cherry chubby
"he ain't tapped nothing yet. He's a cherry choad."
"That skanky cougar is dying to pounce on his cherry choad!"
"That skanky cougar is dying to pounce on his cherry choad!"
by Scare Jeff April 2, 2009
