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Hot Cheeto Girl

Your average ghetto girl. The chola reinvented.

She is loud, disruptive, and mean but deep down she means well and will most likely share her Hot Cheetos or Takis with you if you ask nicely.

Hot Cheeto Girls use a generous amount of hair product to tame their hair and lay their edges. They use fake eye lashes and heavy make-up, focusing mainly on their thick, drawn-on, Kylie Jenner style eyebrows. Hoop earrings, facial piercings, and long acrylics are also a must. Did they steal this from their local Walgreen's or did their weed dealer boyfriend buy her all this stuff? It's hard to say. Maybe she's born with it, maybe it's EBT.

She wears skinny jeans from the ROSS clearance section and has a collection of lower end body sprays from Victoria's Secret or Bath & Body Works in her purse. She will be spraying that on herself throughout the entire day creating an intoxicating aroma of hair product, heavily scented body lotion, and $20 body spray.

Once a Hot Cheeto Girl matures, she usually quits her dancing or cashier job to live a quiet life with her cropped eared Pitbull and mixed-race kids. She will continue to use snapchat filters well into middle age and will remain an LGBT ally, defending her scrawny, ghetto, gay bestie til the end.
Cardi B is the mature age HCG. Kylie Jenner the trashy-rich, nice hot cheeto girl with mixed race kids. Bhad Bahbie (the "cash me outside how bout da" girl) is the white HCG.
by traitorjoes February 21, 2023
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cheetoh

An extremely flamboyant gay male. Derived from the "Flaming Hot Cheetohs" snack.
There were so many cheetohs at the party last night.
by Winn N. September 3, 2007
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Wet cheeto

when a weird looking redhead recieves oral sex from a desperate girl
Hey did you hear?! Cory Flores totally got a wet cheeto last night from some floored bitch!
by nighthawk.tw420 May 6, 2009
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Cheeto Puff

Cheese snack, name for people who are weenies.
That weenie right there is a cheeto puff.
by FcknWeenies July 1, 2016
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Cheekosis

A temporary break from sanity where the person feels the urge to pinch cheeks with reckless abandonment.
Grandma suffered another bout of cheekosis when meeting her grandson, Justin
by wheels malloy November 25, 2016
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cheeto titties

When you're eating Cheetos in bed and the flavoring Falls and sticks to your Breasts/ManBreasts this is Cheeto Tittys.
Man, I woke up this morning to the Best Cheeto Titties I have ever seen.

Guys this morning I had the best Cheeto titty breakfast anybody could ask for.
by KUMQUATALOT July 28, 2017
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Cheeto

Donald J Trump as if you didn't already know. SHORT FOR Cheeto Benito Mussolini. Nicknamed as such because his orange spray on tan looks like someone smeared cheeto dust all over him.
Cheeto will permanently ruin the country and will go down as the worst USA president in history. He's a fascist, a misogynist, a racist and a narcissist in every sense of the word.
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