cheese eating surrender monkeys

The French, collectively, as a people.
From the Simpsons, said by groundskeeper willy when substituting for a french class,

Bonjour ya cheese-eating surrender monkeys!

by Subeej March 31, 2003

Poop Cheese

The kind of cheese that is creamy,Unlike the powdery cheese,that comes with often Shells & Cheese and rarely regular Macaroni and Cheese that comes in a foil pack and when you put it in to mix it, It comes out of the pack slowly like it's pooping.

I'm putting the poop cheese in my shells and cheese.

by Jeff Blanket November 12, 2011

Ear Cheese

When one has larger gauge piercings in the ears; the white, smelly cheesy substance that can be found on the jewelry. It it made up of dead skin cells and shampoo/hair product residue.

Damn!! Thats some funky ear cheese!!!!

by Charger Chick April 4, 2005

sleeve cheese

Fat, lumpy, cellulite-ridden arms.

Look at the sleeve cheese on that fatso!

by mbm September 14, 2008

canned cheese

Super deliciousness in a can. Take the cap off, push the nozzle, CHEESE COMES OUT LIKE MAGIC!!!!!!!!! How can that not be entertaining? Then afterwards spread it on some crackers!!! YUMMMM

Person 1: Gimme some canned cheese.
Person 2: ok (squirts in person 1's finger).
Person 1: yum.

by hoagly January 16, 2011

Dog Cheese

Smegma around the penile glans. Usually found on an uncut male with poor hygiene

I haven’t showered in two weeks. I got a bad case of dog cheese right now.

She went down on me and pulled back the skin and gagged a little on my dog cheese.

by Dick Onchin April 11, 2020

chili cheese fritos

A warning sign that the girl you just had sexual intercorse with might have a STI or STD. You can tell a girl has this condition if her coochie smells or tastes like a gas station bathroom.

John: (scratches dick) “I ate this girl out and it tasted like Chili Cheese Fritos .”
Mike: “Bro, see a doctor.”
John: (fucking dies)

by Steve Calzone October 28, 2020