A nonsensical or illogical legal defense (especially one postulated by an unpopular defendant such as Microsoft or RIAA). The phrase comes from the animated TV series South Park, where an attorney exhorts a jury to acquit his client based solely on his contradictory arguments.
"Although my client's fingerprints were all over the murder weapon and he was seen by 50 eyewitnesses at the scene of the crime, the Sun rises in the East so you must find him innocent."
by Charles U. Farley December 28, 2003
Get the Chewbacca defense mug.After cumming on a womens face, rip out her pubes and throw them on her face. The screams accompanied by the shock of what has just happened leaves her looking a lot like chewbacca.
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when a female is pleasuring a male in the art of fellatio and the male ejaculates in her mouth whilst simultaneously pinching her nipple with vigor. The female then will let out a growl and gargle semen in her mouth, making a noise similar to that of the Wookie, Chewbacca from the popular film saga Star Wars.
"Ah yes my dude! I indeed received a growling chewbacca when I ejaculated into that female's mouth just 3 moons past"
by The Big Bloke May 6, 2018
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Guy 2: "I know man, it's a forest in there."
Guy 2: "I know man, it's a forest in there."
by Cory P June 14, 2008
Get the chewbacca mug.Someone who really sucks..... like really SUCKS at skateboarding.
Someone who can't win a game of flatground skate.
Someone who invents the gayest shit tricks on mini ramp.
Someone who misses the last trick of a skateboard train.
Someone who rides CCS griptape.
Someone who always gets in the way.
Someone who does fs 180 nosegrab air-outs.
Someone who breaks their collar bone on a skim board.
Someone who pushes mongo.
You can really just tell by natural instinct if a kid is a Cheab or not. (Unless you are a cheab)
Origin of the word Cheab: In 1969, a skater tryed to read the word "Beach" backwards, and ended up saying "Cheab". He was obviously a Cheab.
Someone who can't win a game of flatground skate.
Someone who invents the gayest shit tricks on mini ramp.
Someone who misses the last trick of a skateboard train.
Someone who rides CCS griptape.
Someone who always gets in the way.
Someone who does fs 180 nosegrab air-outs.
Someone who breaks their collar bone on a skim board.
Someone who pushes mongo.
You can really just tell by natural instinct if a kid is a Cheab or not. (Unless you are a cheab)
Origin of the word Cheab: In 1969, a skater tryed to read the word "Beach" backwards, and ended up saying "Cheab". He was obviously a Cheab.
by ShredGnarShark September 6, 2011
Get the Cheab mug.When you shave your pubes, then later when having sex with a female, ejaculate on her face, then throw the pubes on the ejaculated sperm, leaving the female with a chewbacca mask.
Maurice pulled out his bag of pubes, right as he gave Lindsay a facial, then proceeded to sprinkle the pubes on her face, leaving her with a chewbacca mask.
by Dwiyler January 2, 2011
Get the Chewbacca Mask mug.1. Damn, Jimmy got some cheeba buds from his uncle last week . . . we got so high off just one doobie.
2. Dude #1 - Man I met three hot little ladies at the QT on my way here & they said they're coming by.
Dude #2 - Cheeba
2. Dude #1 - Man I met three hot little ladies at the QT on my way here & they said they're coming by.
Dude #2 - Cheeba
by lift-ticket September 8, 2007
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