a quaint town in northern Westchester that is set in a generally woodsy area. citizens enjoy the simple life in their leisurely neighbourhoods, doing nothing but relaxing with their perfect families and tending to their gardens.
Person A: Hello. I currently reside in Chappaqua.
Person B: As do I. Can you help me tend to my garden? Rumour has it yours is marvelous.
Person A: Most certainly. I have a lot of time on my hands.
Person B: As do I. Can you help me tend to my garden? Rumour has it yours is marvelous.
Person A: Most certainly. I have a lot of time on my hands.
by geniesrus July 7, 2012
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N. The drippings that localize from the rear quarter of the male.
N. The moistness between the teeth and the upper lip usually consisting of ape semen.
N. The drippings that localize from the rear quarter of the male.
N. The moistness between the teeth and the upper lip usually consisting of ape semen.
Please do not drink the Plain Cain Champagne, you will most likely lose a limb.
The young man in his excitement blathered fluid everywhere, and the waitress proclaimed, "Get away everyone, that Plain Cain Champagne has a 38.2% of impregnating you!"
The young man in his excitement blathered fluid everywhere, and the waitress proclaimed, "Get away everyone, that Plain Cain Champagne has a 38.2% of impregnating you!"
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A champagne jam is a party where you drink shit loads of cheap champagne or beer and is a reference from the movie, "Run Ronnie, Run!" With David Cross.
#1:Hey, Coco Lopez just got married to a small Italian boy.
#2 Fuck it man, Guess we better have us a CHAMPAGNE JAM!!!!
#2 Fuck it man, Guess we better have us a CHAMPAGNE JAM!!!!
by John K. Collins February 13, 2008
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It was our anniversary, and my wife is a real champagne connoisseur. So, I gave her the rarest of champages, the dirty champagne.
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by mutantlizard October 17, 2009
Get the champagine cork mug.A drinking competition to see who can drink more bottles of champagne. A champagne championship, or a champagneship. Often times played on New Years Eve with the ball dropping marking the completion. Similar to a case race with beer, but much classier.
"I can't believe Jason drank 6 bottles of champagne before the ball dropped, I only drank 2. It's safe to say he won the Champagneship."
by jmoli December 28, 2009
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by Azamat Bagidov July 28, 2010
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