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Forklift Certified

A Badass that does what he wants. supervisors not HR have power over him. He literally makes the factory move. Without him, the company will go broke

Girls pray for a chance to bed him.
I would've got fired because I have 79 points.... But I'm FORKLIFT CERTIFIED
by Hdhdgdg ok dh August 12, 2023
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certified twenty

used to describe a person of the opposite sex (or same sex if ur into that) that is a twenty on a ten scale.
Yo, check out the certified twenty in the corner ova there.
by Elaine April 16, 2005
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Ceridwyn

An ancient welsh/celtic name for girls.
Name of a Princess.
Ceridwyn loves aktavite and the walking dead.
by TZmonkey February 1, 2013
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J+ Certified

the act of perfection. completing or doing something beyond what was expected. going obove and beyond. being approved by jong, the perfect person. without flaws or defects.
claudio completed that course, got an A+ but really produced work worthy of being j+ certified.
by frankg January 18, 2008
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Death Certificate

The workout of the day on fatalfitness.com. Very similar to the CrossFit wod, Death Certificates (DCs) are extremely intense.
"Phalanx" (A FFitness Death Certificate)
80 pullups
160 dips
320 abs, your choice
by jundie October 18, 2008
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Birth Certificate Blues

The down on yourself feeling one gets after finding out that your most hated enemy, who you believe to be an illegal alien, proves to you that they are in fact a citizen of your respective country by flashing their birth certificate.
President Obama gave Donald Trump the birth certificate blues after releasing his long-form birth certificate to the world.
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