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Creeper Crush

a small crush developed for someone while creeping on them at a regular rate.
Usually occuring on Facebook or Tumblr
Lily: I was creeping on Robert's page for a few hours and I have a crush on him now

Jill: What do you have a creeper crush?
by DurMcCully October 4, 2010
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Creeper

Creepers are hostile mobs that makes use of a suicide-style attack: It approaches players and then explodes, causing damage to players as well as surrounding blocks and entities. Creepers spawn in the overworld at night, and in locations with a light level of 7 or less, just like most other hostile mobs; however, unlike Zombies and Skeletons, Creepers will not catch fire in direct sunlight, and those spawned in darkness will nevertheless continue wandering and attacking throughout the day in any physically accessible area until they are killed or despawn.
Creepers are especially dangerous mobs due to their near-silent approach, save for light footsteps and a signature 'burning fuse' hissing noise that often signifies it's already too late. Their explosion is devastating at short range, to both entities and structures.
Creepers run from cats and ocelots, and will even ignore the player to run away when a feline is too close. As cats can be acquired and controlled by the player, this provides an important avenue of defense from Creeper attacks.
Creepers have gained notoriety and infamy among Minecraft players for their infuriating habit of sneaking up on the Player to inflict devastating damage following an all-too-short warning sound. They have arguably become the most recognizable image from Minecraft, as well as the game's unofficial mascot.

You can find this in the Minecraft wiki Article
Edward: ugh... I hate how a Creeper suddenly explodes in your face.

Logan: Yeah, that sucks.
by MinecraftInformer September 5, 2013
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Mexinese Creeper

The "Mexinese Creeper" refers to any individual who appears to be quite regular, calm and collective, but will surprise all their friends and co-workers with strange, unwanted & unexpected sexual acts.
Did you hear Mexi-fry pretended to be too drunk to leave Carmen's party last weekend? Yeah, Carmen woke up in the middle of the night and Mexinese was handing her the bonephone! Then he said apologized and said "I thought you were sleeping though"... Ewww, talk about a Mexinese Creeper!!!
by DMackCDA January 6, 2008
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Creeper

A green penis like creature in the video game Minecraft that gains pleasure out of destroying hours worth of building by self destructing. Before it explodes it let's out a "sssssSSS" noise that resembles a fuse being lit.

In other words if you hear "ssssSSS" Run like fuck.
Creeper: "That'sss a nice houssssse you got there. It would be a sssssshame if something happened to it. ssssssssssSSSSSS

*BOOOOM!!!*
by Smuglorda July 4, 2011
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Creeper Jumped

It is when a creeper confronts you when you are in a situation that makes you vulnerable to a creeper attack .
A girl is tying her shoes, and an old fugly creeper comes up to her and talks about all the times that he saw her at the gym and wants her number.

After the confrontation, she goes to her friend to tell her the story and says "omg, I was totally creeper jumped today"
by kirby05 April 22, 2009
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Robertson's Creeper

A Robertson's Creeper is when a man shits in a log shape above a woman's chest, by her neck while she is sleeping. She then wakes up and the man feeds the woman his shit in a hot dog bun. She then burps the smell of his shit back into his face.
Dude, last night was fucking crazy. I gave Laura a Robertson's Creeper but the smell of my shit almost made me puke on that fine ass.
by J-Money Chenevey December 13, 2007
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creeper MCcreeperson

The creepiest of all creeps! These ppl are generally male and tend to think talking to girls about how much they drink is a good thing. It can also be, but very rarely related to a girl who seems unable to close her legs.
He was such a creeper MCcreeperson, he thought I wanted to know he gets drunk off 2 beers.
by creepy MCcreeperson October 21, 2008
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