Capon Sun

The ethnic mispronunciation of the portable juice drink "Capri Sun".

Momma! Momma! I dunno wha I finsta do... Anfernee drank up all the Capon Sun! I funna slap his bitchazz...

by Marquis70 August 14, 2011

Capoo

A Name for a lubly dag (dog)

Feeding time capoo!

by leeroy6969 October 20, 2012

capswalk

A superpower possessed by many cats, where they are able to walk across your keyboard at any speed, headed in any direction, and will always manage to step on your capslock key. EveRY. TIME.

A: YEAH LOL THAT WAS FUNNY
B: why are u shouting
A: sorry, my cat just did the capswalk.

by Melly D. November 27, 2013

Capon

CAPON {KAY - PON}: Slang term reference the status of a costumed super hero when in uniform and on duty

Yes Commissioner, Batman's current status is CAPON. He's currently enroute to Arkham to deal with the situation.

by Androlian February 15, 2014

capoopi

Someone who pretends they are going to the bathroom just so they can jerk off

Mom: Honey you've been in there for a while now, everything alright?
Son: Uh... Yeah, just too many um... Chili fries
Mom: Smh, what a capoopi

by SPS1315 May 6, 2016

caporusso

A guy who is very attractive and smart. He is a total badass and very strong as well. Usually he is very kind and funny while still being able to be very mean and ironic.

Damn, that guy is a total Caporusso! So hot!

by SackhaarFetisch88 March 15, 2017

Capouring

To die down.

Man let's go this party is capouring.

by KIBAL February 16, 2017