Flat Canoe

When you take a hot iron and flatten your cock to make it longer.

Yo did you hear bernie gave himself a flat canoe and now his shit is 31 inches long.

by Bobjohnson69 October 10, 2017

Douche canoe

A viewer of the popular YouTube podcast, Half Brown All Town.

I saw Graham watching the podcast yesterday. He's such a douche canoe.

by Palestrom August 7, 2016

Douche Canoe

Someone who is such a jerk that they deserve to drown in a canoe.

Person: My Ex cheated on me with three other women and then had the nerve to say that I was the problem.

Person 2: Damn, He seems like a douche canoe!

by Senpaiwaifu July 8, 2019

Blue canoe

The excellent early Elton John song “Where to Now St. Peter” is about a mortally wounded Civil War Confederate (southern) soldier who takes a “blue canoe.” This means he got shot by a Union (northern) soldier. The Union soldiers wore blue uniforms, they were nicknamed the blues. The Confederate soldiers wore gray uniforms, they were nicknamed the grays. A blue canoe is a round or volley fired by a Union soldier.

“I took myself a blue canoe” is the first line in “Where to Now St. Peter.”

by Cumbre Vieja April 6, 2023

Sewer canoe

A long and firm poo that floats. Found floating through the sewer pipes.

I lifted the drain cover and saw a number of sewer canoe’s floating by.

by Charry buckle December 15, 2020

dirt canoe

A very versatile term typically used to describe someone who possesses an annoying/negative quality of any kind.

-Did you hear Rachel pushed that one kid down the stairs? What a "dirt canoe". Am I right?

by Crayon Dealer March 14, 2017

Sewer Canoe

Poop

A Sewer Canoe is an alternative way of describing a poop

by Kurtis Webster March 16, 2022