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Wall Pounding Camera Orgy 

Wall pounding camera orgy: Said action is when two or more gay male partners hold eachother to the wall and begin ramming camera lenses/equipment up their anus'. Said camera pounder then invites friends to cum and take pictures and then procede to shove their cameras into all other orifaces of the male body.
Man Steve I've got bumps and bruises all over from last nights Wall Pounding Camera Orgy.
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fixed speed camera 

1. A politically correct form of government tax.

2. A device located at a statistically safe location, but where the 85th percentile road speed is more than the legally posted speed limit.

3. A device that is used to automate a portion of busy police officers' work. So they have more time to eat doughnuts.
"If we put up another tax, the people will have a fit"
"That's OK, just put up another speed camera"
fixed speed camera by jt July 13, 2003

Girl on camera

Girl on camera? Girl on camera!
Girl on camera by BADBADBADBAD9 February 12, 2023

ill bring the camera 

when girls joke or say that there gonna do some lesbian action and tell you about it, you say "ill bring the camera"
"me and lianna are gonna be sex partners at the warped tour" chelsea,"ill bring the camera"myers

"lets all go have a threesome in the back"-lianna,"ill bring the camera"myers

lights camera ghostbusters! 

On the Universal Studios mug, someone decided it was necessary to put the word GHOSTBUSTERS! after camera instead of Action! And it pisses me off.
Lights, Camera, Ghostbusters! Jaws, King Kong, Nickelodeon Studios, Earthquake, Action
lights camera ghostbusters! by Cds January 17, 2004

hold the camera 

Expressing a wish to participate in a sexual activity. Can be inclusive, or exclusionary, depending on context.
"Lisa and I are going to massage each other."
"Ooh, ooh! Can I hold the camera?"

"I am so going to get these three lesbians into bed and show them a good time."
"Dude, you'd probably just end up holding the camera."
hold the camera by crowgod November 19, 2007

New Camera Syndrome

As knows as ACS.

When you buy a new camera and take pictures of everything in site. The so-called "everything in sight" is nothing but dumb shit.
Ugh, Andy's pictures are so pointless. He has new camera syndrome.
New Camera Syndrome by Mariii February 23, 2008