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Caffey

1. Verb. To put forth a ridiculous bare amount of effort in the attempt to get away with doing nothing at all

2. Verb. complaining constantly about nothing at all to anyone who will listen even though you they don't give a flying fuck. You can't get a word in edge wise when talking to this person.

3. Noun. a large, especially smelly poo that you have been waiting to get rid of for hours and gives you a great sense of relief to be rid of
1. Quit fucking caffeying and just take out the trash already dude

2. "for the last time, quit caffeying me because no one gives a fuck!"
by Chachbag51 December 30, 2015
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Caffin

A Caffin, or Caffinpop, is commonly referred as someone who is a little bit out of the ordinary. A Caffin does things just for teh lulz. Caffins are known to go across the nation just to prove a point or surprise someone. Caffins are usually fat otaku who fall asleep while watching anime
You are a Caffin, bro. Stop bein' so weird.
by Wii7036 August 14, 2010
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caffeine toxic

When one who has had so much caffeine that they have become extremely intoxicated with the energizing substance and are left to be peeled off the ceiling with a spatula.
Person A: Holy shit, B, you're really caffeine toxic... I'll go get the spatula
Person B: *Stuck to ceiling*
by Stabby91 July 7, 2005
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caffaro

1.kid who shit his pants during football practice in his freshmen year of high school and kept practicing till it ran down his leg.
2 Kid that gets caught by park rangers while fucking his girlfriend in the back of his mom's expedition
Matt is such a caffaro, he shit his pants during practice and didn't tell anyone till he took off his pants and everyone saw it running down his legs.

You got caught fucking your girlfriend in your mom's car, you're such a caffaro.
by hahahahahaa December 15, 2008
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caffeine colonic

The experience of a colonic, or the symptoms associated with a colonic, as a result of drinking too much coffee
Mate, just had a caffeine colonic from all that coffee i just drank!
by RubberCustard May 25, 2007
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caffatine

when espresso is used in place of cigarettes; it’s not caffeine, it’s not nicotine, its caffatine
man I need some caffatine before I go crazy!
by dew drop January 13, 2010
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Caffeeps

For a person who has locational bipolar disorder, caffeine + peeps (people) can life one's mood instantly. Extroverts will really relate to this!
I need some caffeeps because I'm feeling really dead today.
by ohiotubagal February 5, 2010
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