Hot Curling Iron Syndrome

The sensation one feels when one’s partner too eagerly rams his dick in their ass without allowing sufficient time to prepare.

Miguel needs to learn how to top. He just threw it in last night and it felt like someone shoved a hot curling iron up my ass. I've still got Hot Curling Iron Syndrome.

by CumSlvt October 12, 2016

Jheri curl-mandering

A redistricting strategy made famous during the period in the late 1980's, when the Democratic Party moved geographic boundaries of an electoral district in California to include predominantly black-populated areas(South Central Los Angeles, Inglewood, Compton) in an effort to concentrate African American voters sporting the popular greasy hairstyle of the day, thus using 'packing' tactics to insure a constituency that would elect congressional representatives who also sported the couch-ruining do. The term for this strategy remained unnamed for nearly 30 years until comedian Adam Carolla coined it on his podcast, “The Adam Carolla Show”(Episode aired November 3, 2015.).

Congresswoman Maxine Waters may believe the science is still out on the morning after pill but she's definitely a student of the science of Jheri curl-mandering. Tracking sales of Soul Glo in order to target the perfect constituency was a flash of genius on the Democratic Party's part.

by griffin_t_a October 19, 2016

Speed curling

Taking a crap as fast as possible

Racing against your mates to have the fastest shit, I'm off for some speed curling

by Cammeltoe September 25, 2012

weston ball shove and curl

a fingering move where he inserts his fingers palm side up and curls upward toward the pelvis

“grace omg weston had me screaming last night he did the weston ball shove and curl”

“omg it’s so good”

by bambam6968 July 23, 2019

finger curl

when you curl your finger and put sugar on it an say to your kid fuck ya and faint

finger curl
kid: my daddy likes sugar so much he inhales it through his nose

Or

whoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

by Coollinks November 2, 2020

Coconut Curling

Noun:
"Coconut curling" is a local hillbilly name for the common game Crokinoke.t The term Coconut Curling refers to the cookies the word Crokinole originated from. The word was originally "croquignole", which soon actually became a reference to French doughnut like pastries. Eventually, later on, when coconut became more available, croquignole referred to french coconut biscuits. This term is used by few people, mainly decedent's of those in the 1860s who played Crokinole in Dordogne, France. This is an informal, technically incorrect, widley unrecongnized term.

"I played Coconut Curling last Tuesday with Phil and Dave"

by Phillis McCain March 15, 2019

Sweat Curls

When curls are formed in your hair from sweating. Pretty simple.

Look Jonna, you have sweat curls!

by 3cf October 1, 2016