butters

1) very good, as in smooth like butter
2) impressive

yo, did you see that kid's kicks? thems are straight butters, yo! where you think he copped those?

after an assist in basketball: yo, nice finish. that reverse layup joint was butters!

by block1of4 December 30, 2004

Butterscotch Jellybean

what someone says when they accidentally talk about a bj in front of a teacher

Gallen: She gave me a nice bj last night

Teacher: What was that?
Gallen: Erin gave me a Butterscotch Jellybean last night

by DixonCider31 May 25, 2015

Butterscotch

The unholy union of butter and scotch. One of the few alcoholic dairy products. Exercise extreme caution.

Butterscotch: drink responsibly.

by enbob89 August 13, 2006

Buttless

Without a sense of humor

Claire is buttless

by Unbuttless March 29, 2019

Connecticut Buttersock

When a person is falsely accused of a wrongdoing so they harshly beat the accuser with a sock filled with frozen butter and then proceed to ass rape the beaten persons wife or husband.

Man after Principal Ken gave Steve 2 days of ISS he went all Connecticut Buttersock on him

by Pasta Salad Penetrator July 7, 2016

chocolate and butterscotch

A womans time of the month, so named for her craving of

sweets and their ability to soothe

Barb was so angry, everyone could tell she was having her chocolate and butterscotch

by sluggerbob November 22, 2010

Brad's Butterscotch Dicksicle Cafe

A restaurant founded by actor and meth dealer, Brad Pitt. This wonderful place was founded in the year 2007, and is located on the top of Mt. Vesuvius in Dallas, TX. Millions of visitors come each year from all around the world to try dishes such as "dick on a stick," "stick on a dick," and "fried fish." For more information, search Brad's Butterscotch Dicksicle Cafe on Google. This place is the shit, no toilet. However, they do have PUBLIC bathrooms near the main entrance. And we're talkin PUBLIC. If you'd like to be seen by multiple people of all nationalities while taking a shit, come on down.

George: "Man, I'm hungry."

Jorge: "Dude, let's go to Brad's butterscotch dicksicle cafe! I hear they have the best fried fish!"

George: "Who gives a fuck about the fish, I'm lookin for that dick on a stick!"

Jorge: "I can help you out with that right here. No need to go to Dallas. Just fetch me that chopstick over there."

George: "......"

by That kid from the zuu April 24, 2011