Gutenberg Press

A weightlifting move in which you raise dumbbells in diverging angles away from the body over the head while crouched. Took its name from its repeated use by East Germans in Olympic competition.
Man, I hear Arnold Schwartzanegger can Gutenberg press 500 pounds!
by DaBunny July 18, 2005
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Press Conference

Spreading the word to a group of people with complete disregard for the subjects privacy.
Mark: "So, now that everyone is here I would like to hold a press conference about what took place last night... Mandy, from accounting, now has herpes... I GAVE THEM TO HER, I will now open the room to questions..."

Denise: "Did you tell her before or after the sex that you had the curse?"

Mark: "After... duh, next?"

James: "Are you attracted to her or just trying to spread herpes?"

Mark: "Ah yes that's a good one, ummm... jeees.... I'm going to have to go with the second one... cause.. she kind of has that weird nose thing going on and.. yeah... "
by TheHanMan April 2, 2009
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Pressing Ham

Exposing your bare ass and spreading your butt cheeks onto an object possibly leaving a slight anal residue to the surface.
"Bro, I was Pressing Ham on my neighbors door handle last night and my best buddy opened the door right after"
by Johny Cakes May 8, 2012
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Drill Press

When a girl is laying on her back, feet and ass in the air, the guys legs are crossed with hers, standing over her, making an "X". Then while fucking her, he spins in a circle on each pump.

Variation: Alaskan Drill Press done in the snow!!!
This girl came over last night and said she was bored with the wheelbarrel, so I took her outside and introduced her to the Alaskan Drill Press!
by Alouicious July 4, 2009
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Boob Press

It was so good to see you Deanna! C'mere and gimme a boob press (Dre hugs her best Deanna resulting their boobs pressing against each others boobs).
by Aurora-Roo36 September 9, 2012
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Getting Pressed

When a teenager names micheal gets pressed tf out of and just says “k” cause he’s so shook
Mike crotch was getting pressed so hard today
by Fart lord 69 March 9, 2022
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pressing glass

Being the first in line to wait for a gondola to open on a ski day; being pressed upon the glass gondola doors.
The forecast is predicting 16 fresh new inches of snow for tomorrow, I will definitely be pressing glass!
by Kahliki76 March 15, 2015
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