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Guy 1:Yo you heard of the birch boys?
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(Buchanan doesn't stand a snowballs-chance-in-Hell of being elected ANYTHING in 2008, but if...through some horrible fracturing of the Cosmic Whatsits...he were to become president, his first action in office would be to pat George W. Bush on the back, vigorously shake his hand and tell him "Well done, great job!"
Such thoughts should make any sane, rational person want to run to the nearest toilet.)
He also DEFENDED Congressman Foley (that's the one who was sending homo-erotic E-mails to under-age teenage boys. One wonders if he would have eagerly defended President Clinton if all HE had been doing was sending erotic E-mails to Monica Lewinsky)
Some of his more "wholesome" activities have been: Praising and defending Richard Nixon; Worrying incessantly about "cultural pollution" while scoffing at actual pollution such as smog and chemicals dumped into our drinking water; Waging war against Political Correctness; Believing wholeheartedly that our children should be taught lies and myths in their history classes and creationism in their science classes; Bashing-and-smashing homosexuals, AIDS patients, unwed mothers and rock' musicians (and happily claiming resposiblity while AT THE SAME TIME denying these actions...and praising anyone else who also does the same); Butting into other peoples affairs; Revelling in the fact that he's anti-semitic; Treating women like chatel slaves; Verbally attacking anyone-and-anyone who is wealthier, healthier, or happier than he is; Utterly against Martin Luther King Day; And just being the sort of anal-retentive person that gives Conservatives a bad name.
(Buchanan doesn't stand a snowballs-chance-in-Hell of being elected ANYTHING in 2008, but if...through some horrible fracturing of the Cosmic Whatsits...he were to become president, his first action in office would be to pat George W. Bush on the back, vigorously shake his hand and tell him "Well done, great job!"
Such thoughts should make any sane, rational person want to run to the nearest toilet.)
He also DEFENDED Congressman Foley (that's the one who was sending homo-erotic E-mails to under-age teenage boys. One wonders if he would have eagerly defended President Clinton if all HE had been doing was sending erotic E-mails to Monica Lewinsky)
Some of his more "wholesome" activities have been: Praising and defending Richard Nixon; Worrying incessantly about "cultural pollution" while scoffing at actual pollution such as smog and chemicals dumped into our drinking water; Waging war against Political Correctness; Believing wholeheartedly that our children should be taught lies and myths in their history classes and creationism in their science classes; Bashing-and-smashing homosexuals, AIDS patients, unwed mothers and rock' musicians (and happily claiming resposiblity while AT THE SAME TIME denying these actions...and praising anyone else who also does the same); Butting into other peoples affairs; Revelling in the fact that he's anti-semitic; Treating women like chatel slaves; Verbally attacking anyone-and-anyone who is wealthier, healthier, or happier than he is; Utterly against Martin Luther King Day; And just being the sort of anal-retentive person that gives Conservatives a bad name.
"The truth is that Pat Buchanan was trained at the knee of Richard Milhouse Nixon."
-CBS News's Nightwatch,
December 11th, 1986.
-CBS News's Nightwatch,
December 11th, 1986.
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Get the Pat Buchanan mug.Only seen at night, a bircher is a complex man who has intercourse with many women. Usually overweight, disgusting, and felonious. A bircher will somehow convince these "down on their luck" women to leave their bastard children at home at 5 a.m. to have sex with him. For some reason the way a bircher acts towards his women, makes them seek his approval at all costs. A bircher will often come home from work and have beer, cigarettes, and sometimes cash waiting for him on his doorstep. Most birchers live at home with parents, and have at least one illegitimate child. A bircher will die before ever admitting to mating with these fat fugitives. So don't bother calling him out.
Tim: Holy cow, that GIANT girl Billy fucked is approaching him at the bar.
Tony: He's IGNORING HER!!!
Tim: Haha, Birchered again!!! Billy is a son of a bitch. How does he do it?
Tony: He's IGNORING HER!!!
Tim: Haha, Birchered again!!! Billy is a son of a bitch. How does he do it?
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Get the bircher mug.Birchland Park Middle School is a Middle School (duh) located in East Longmeadow. The school teaches grade levels 6-8, and has some very talented students. However, there are some problem students. Among those in the problem category are pathetic list makers, stuck up girls, annoying guys who won't leave you alone, and even some of the teachers. The substitutes seem to hate children, except one, but he left to sub at another school. So besides the pluses of being at a "high-class" school with average teachers, the students are what make the school so horrible.
Man, I wish I could go to Birchland Park Middle School, but I couldn't deal with the pathetic no life losers.
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