Lets walk up the street and see if we can find some pot. No, that's a bunk mission.
I've been texting this virgin, maybe she wants to fuck. Yeah right dude, that's a bunk mission.
I've been texting this virgin, maybe she wants to fuck. Yeah right dude, that's a bunk mission.
by Shafty Mcnasty October 11, 2012

Person 1: "Yo, you here about that kid who top bunked it at ski camp?"
Person 2 "Yeah man, that is just gross! I hope he washed his hand after"
Person 2 "Yeah man, that is just gross! I hope he washed his hand after"
by therealsmack November 27, 2012

When 2 people use the same toilet at the same time. One person using the normal seating position on the bowl, and the other takes a seat on the top tank Upper Decker. Term originated at a warehouse in Holbrook, Long Island.
by Will Zone April 15, 2003

the act of sleeping in your car when you are too drunk to drive home, usually after a party. Hangovers may occur.
"I was so wasted after Mike's last night that I had to do some car-bunking until I was sober enough to drive home."
by Tommy ElBlanco May 5, 2010

The act where a male assumes the top position during the sexual act of 69ing, opposed to the usual bottom position where the female is on top. This can be also referred to as “calling top bunk”, and “top bunking” if used as a verb.
by Pabro Escobar February 4, 2018

by hurl j July 3, 2005

When the guy on the top bunk is too lazy to go take a shit and just tosses it on the guy in the bottom bed.
by pubesforpetrolem June 17, 2010
