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Someone with great passions and ideas proceeding comfortably through life who doesn't give a rats ass if you disagree.
by SmartSuka February 12, 2017
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Bumble

Another noun for ‘cute’, but so cute you want to forego simply using the word ‘cute’. A homage to bumblebees, who we have found are up there as one of the most friendly, adorable creatures.
‘Aw, look at that puppy! Such a bumble!’
by FancyMaansi September 29, 2020
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bumble

when someone says something but turns away on purpose just to be annoying
i hate it when she bumbles, i only get half of the story
by Rose of D May 19, 2009
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Bori Bumble

When Boris Johnson, the UK prime minister, comes out to give a press conference and inevitably makes a mistake or rambles about something.
Did you hear about the new covid rules in last night's Bori Bumble?
by Biglock123 December 12, 2021
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Here are a few ways to make yourself popular on big-name dating apps like Tinder, especially in big cities. Here are a few (unwritten!) rules in exact ascending (beginning) order:

Photofeeler

Use Photofeeler. If you don't know what that website is, search it up on your bar. Photofeeler is THE ONLY reliable website to measure your looks. Aim for 20 to 40 votes, which is the standard factor.

EMPATHY-associated pictures are always encouraged. A picture of you next to a gentle pet - a dog, a cat, a rabbit, a guinea pig, a goldfish, or such similar beings - will increase your matches by a vast percentage.

DON'T EVER use any pictures where you are posing near or inside a car or truck, regardless of how nice it looks. JUST DON'T. Unless gold diggers are what you're aiming for, please avoid the car pictures. And ESPECIALLY stay away from a car your parent or boss owns.

For reuse on dating apps

In addition to the entire Photofeeler section written above, make sure that when you are finished, prioritize the one with the highest total score (all photos should have attractiveness scores of no less than 5.0 out of 10, with an absolute minimum "confidence interval" rating of 4.0 out of 10). Contrary to popular belief, attractiveness alone will NOT get you dates. But smartness and trustworthiness combined with attractiveness will earn you multiple dates and even a whole relationship.

DO NOT mention politics or religion especially if your attractiveness score is less than 7.0.
Life Hacks to Get Matches on Tinder, Bumble, Hinge, & Other Dating Apps

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by DeezPeanuts May 19, 2022
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Bumble

A very-attractive dumb blonde white broad, who occasionally enjoys a black male.
Black Male: Bro that chick is so fine. will she go for me?

White Male: Most likely, she is a Bumble.
by BrettAvery December 22, 2010
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Bumble Fumble

When you have a person contact you on bumble to meet up and don’t follow up and the person blocks you.
KG messed around and didn’t call the girl from bumble and she got mad he totally bumble fumbled.
by Wesmar420 January 21, 2021
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