verb: (to be) to skip school without a valid reason and to be doing something else other than what you are supposed to be doing in school. This is also called truating in Great Britain
father: Peter, I have rotten eggs for you. Your school principal, Principal Skinner, just called and said you were bumble-stumbling at Cavendish Mall.
Peter: What the hell is it Principal Skinner's vegetable soup where i am during school hours, as long I get my homework done on time. And how in the devil's name did he find out anyways that I was at Cavendish Mall.
father: Walls have eyes and ears. He told me he used his spy-glass to look through his office window. besides Cavendish Mall is right across the street from your high school, no?
Peter: What the hell is it Principal Skinner's vegetable soup where i am during school hours, as long I get my homework done on time. And how in the devil's name did he find out anyways that I was at Cavendish Mall.
father: Walls have eyes and ears. He told me he used his spy-glass to look through his office window. besides Cavendish Mall is right across the street from your high school, no?
by Sexydimma September 26, 2012
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Here are a few ways to make yourself popular on big-name dating apps like Tinder, especially in big cities. Here are a few (unwritten!) rules in exact ascending (beginning) order:
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Use Photofeeler. If you don't know what that website is, search it up on your bar. Photofeeler is THE ONLY reliable website to measure your looks. Aim for 20 to 40 votes, which is the standard factor.
EMPATHY-associated pictures are always encouraged. A picture of you next to a gentle pet - a dog, a cat, a rabbit, a guinea pig, a goldfish, or such similar beings - will increase your matches by a vast percentage.
DON'T EVER use any pictures where you are posing near or inside a car or truck, regardless of how nice it looks. JUST DON'T. Unless gold diggers are what you're aiming for, please avoid the car pictures. And ESPECIALLY stay away from a car your parent or boss owns.
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In addition to the entire Photofeeler section written above, make sure that when you are finished, prioritize the one with the highest total score (all photos should have attractiveness scores of no less than 5.0 out of 10, with an absolute minimum "confidence interval" rating of 4.0 out of 10). Contrary to popular belief, attractiveness alone will NOT get you dates. But smartness and trustworthiness combined with attractiveness will earn you multiple dates and even a whole relationship.
DO NOT mention politics or religion especially if your attractiveness score is less than 7.0.
Photofeeler
Use Photofeeler. If you don't know what that website is, search it up on your bar. Photofeeler is THE ONLY reliable website to measure your looks. Aim for 20 to 40 votes, which is the standard factor.
EMPATHY-associated pictures are always encouraged. A picture of you next to a gentle pet - a dog, a cat, a rabbit, a guinea pig, a goldfish, or such similar beings - will increase your matches by a vast percentage.
DON'T EVER use any pictures where you are posing near or inside a car or truck, regardless of how nice it looks. JUST DON'T. Unless gold diggers are what you're aiming for, please avoid the car pictures. And ESPECIALLY stay away from a car your parent or boss owns.
For reuse on dating apps
In addition to the entire Photofeeler section written above, make sure that when you are finished, prioritize the one with the highest total score (all photos should have attractiveness scores of no less than 5.0 out of 10, with an absolute minimum "confidence interval" rating of 4.0 out of 10). Contrary to popular belief, attractiveness alone will NOT get you dates. But smartness and trustworthiness combined with attractiveness will earn you multiple dates and even a whole relationship.
DO NOT mention politics or religion especially if your attractiveness score is less than 7.0.
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Get the Bumble mug.Another noun for ‘cute’, but so cute you want to forego simply using the word ‘cute’. A homage to bumblebees, who we have found are up there as one of the most friendly, adorable creatures.
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Get the Bumble mug.Noun: a group of American Revolutionary War reenactors. Usually known for not following the plan of battle or events, they tend to bumble around the camps and battlefields, showcasing their ineptitude as compared to the noble and professional British Line.
The American forces at Fort Ticonderoga we're their typical ineffective Bumbling of Doodles. They painted lines on the ground to tell them where to go.
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Buck Bumble theme song is really goofy and some people like it more than themes that should be better.
Buck Bumble theme song is really goofy and some people like it more than themes that should be better.
Guy 1: Did y'all seriously pick Bidoof over Garchomp?
Guy 2: Yeah he just got Buck Bumbled. Unlucky.
Guy 2: Yeah he just got Buck Bumbled. Unlucky.
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