i brush my teeth and curl my hair 

doing the brushing teeth and curling hair motions with your index finger signifies the person you’re pointing to while you “brush your teeth” is coo-coo.

“i brush my teeth” = “that person”
“and curl my hair” = “is cray cray”

“omg that girl is crazy”
“dont say that out loud!!”
“ok, i brush my teeth and curl my hair”

i brush my teeth and curl my hair by kmisweirdaf August 14, 2022

Amazonian Brush Fire 

When a man is having sexual relations with a woman and just before he ejaculates; he pulls out, lights the woman's pubic hair on fire, and then puts the flames out with his semen.

I kept telling my girlfriend to shave her massive bush or I would do something about it. She soon found out the fire extinguishing capabilities of semen as I performed an Amazonian Brush Fire.

Amazonian Brush Fire by boshizzle13 February 2, 2010

Lithuanian Clit Brush Burn A.K.A Clit Bomb 

This task involves not only dexterity and concentration, but fortitude and omnipotence. Although it may only be performed at the bed of the Tigress and Euphrates rivers, the successful performance of such a task grants one eternal companionship with lord Hades.

The Task:

1. Dab thy finger with Dijon mustard. (Must be Dijon)

2. Prepare thy lady for a sweep of the vaginal innards.

3. The Round About, sweep thy arm in a clockwise fashion with the dexterity of 1000 Gazelles in the direction of thy female clit button.

4. Contact! Graze the flesh of the young mistress at a 56 degree angle to create enough friction, to burn the young lamb shank.

5. Continue thy motion in a seamless flow. The ladies Clit Command Center has now suffered an extreme loss of epidermal surface and central control.

6. Finish by bellowing " your flesh will beckon within the chambers of hell my lady,"

7. Wash your hands.

ex. Upon gathering fruit at the bed of the Tigress river, a feline dwarf approached pleading for a gift. Of course I responded by performing the Lithuanian Clit Brush Burn A.K.A Clit Bomb

Lithuanian Clit Brush Burn A.K.A Clit Bomb by EskapadeMus March 29, 2011

prison brush 

When you rub toothpaste on your penis, and brush someone elses teeth with it.

Gorlof spread some colgate on his penis, and prison brushed kith's teeth.

prison brush by solhax August 25, 2006

Bush Brush 

When a person brushes his/her pubes on some else's face or mouth.

I gave this girl a bush brush to the face.

Bush Brush by Dr C0ke August 2, 2010

Bush Brush 

When a person brushes his/her pubes on some else's face or mouth.

I gave this girl a bush brush to the face.

Bush Brush by Dr C0ke August 2, 2010

bottle brush 

sticking a fingerstache in someone's ass

After I got my fingerstache tattoo, the first thing I did with my boyfriend Dave was give him a good ol' "bottle brush!"

bottle brush by Charles Kobayashi January 3, 2011