Bruno

The guy who we do not talk about

Pepa: We don't talk about Bruno, no, no, no
We don't talk about Bruno

by Garamararambraramanmararaman May 8, 2022

Bruno

He is a very fun guy to be with but has such a small dick, it’s depressing.

Laura: OMG Bruno is so fun
Joana: Yes, but he a small cock

by Lauravalverdeee November 21, 2021

Bruno

Bruno is a young man who is very socua. He always stays neutral, and doesn’t really get mad at people. He is very smart and helpful. His girlfriend Jessica is also very smart and similar to him.

Omg have you told Bruno the latest tea?!

by coahforlife March 2, 2019

to pull a Bruno Mars

the act of being very sweet in public, especially towards a girl/your girlfriend and then doing something shitty (like breaking up with her in a text)

A: Did you hear about Kelly and Matthew?
B: Yeah man. They seemed to be perfect for each other yesterday!
A: I didn't think he was the kind of guy to pull a Bruno Mars.

by michellenya November 12, 2011

bruno

Something or someone that won't be talked about forever

My father is very bruno of my wife, as if she's not good for him.

by Marmstrong June 25, 2023

Bruno Moreda

A grumpy, stubby, red-dick, hairless, no cow milking, squanch mating creature residing in the small town of Valley Ford, Ca.

What’s wrong with that guys red penis dad?
He most definitely is a Bruno Moreda son.

by Trumpfux December 26, 2019

Bruno

My husband

Family: if come you marry everyone who?
Me: Bruno

Family: WE DONT TALK ABOUT BRUNO!

by Ember2022 January 28, 2022