Steve Bruce

Useless fat wanker. Couldn’t win his mother’s love nevermind the Championship.

Jon - “Did you eat all the pies?”

Dave - “Do I fucking look like Steve Bruce?”

by Cracker of a bloke February 12, 2019

Open a can of Bruce Lee

To deliver a violent, unrecoverable verbal-smackdown.

Don't mess with Ethan. He'll open a can of Bruce Lee so quick you'll only be able to sit there like a defeated sack of potatoes.

by Mama Cíta April 16, 2015

Jeremiah Joseph Bruce

The gayest ho ever. Sucks DICK. eats shit. fucks his brother

That Guy is Jeremiah Joseph Bruce

by bananaman7778 May 9, 2019

Mrs. Bruce

A substitute teacher the size of the death star, has gills, be careful not to look down or you will see her pussy

Oh no we have Mrs. Bruce as a sub get your gas mask ready

by Weggle December 14, 2022

Bruce Almighty

1) a funny movie starring Jim Carey.
2)a huge shit

1) I watched Bruce Almighty last night.
2) man, I just took a Bruce Almighty!!!

by Jonni S March 18, 2004

Bruce knuckel

The male version of moose knuckel or camel toe in a gay way.

"That dudes pants were so tight his Bruce knuckel was alarming".Robert Plant,Burt Reynolds

by Bacon Bumps August 1, 2009

Bruce

verb. To go on a bender of consuming Girl Scout Cookies, usually multiple boxes a day for several days. The appropriate unit for brucing is in "boxes".

"Last week was rough. I bruced half a dozen boxes of Girl Scout Cookies by Wednesday."

by ossavir March 27, 2017