bandersnatch

a whores dirty pussy.

Damn i fucked that bandersnatch and got crabs

by joseph lauderman May 13, 2005

Bradner

one who tries with all their known human capacitites to be funny and fails miserably.

Man that stupid bradner thinks he's sooo funny with his "gin and juice" and "crackalackin"

Gosh that kids not even funny, he's such a Bradner!!

by jack October 19, 2004

bradders

a man possesing 'golden balls', to fix anything upon contact

Tim: I cant get an erection!
Dave : let me rub it for you..........
Tim: Holy crap its worked!!! A FOUR INCH MONSTER!
Dave: Pulled a Bradders!! Touch it.. and it works!

by Ron Burgundys ball sack May 17, 2007

Bander snatch

What you call a woman's scary vagina. For a female to have extreme bush. Late 70s-80s porn magazine.

Dude 1: "Dude, I heard that guy saw her bander snatch."
Dude 2: "That musta been freaking scary."

by Panda dog August 29, 2011

Red Eyed & Branded

When a female responds to sexual invitation by pretending to begin perform a blow job, while in actuality moving a knee into position slam into the males genitals. After testicular incapacitation the woman maces the man's face. Optionally followed by "branding" in the form of minor genital mutilation to symbolize promiscuity.

Don't worry! No one else will want that manwhore. He's been Red Eyed & Branded.

by Qoylurani October 31, 2010

ass hair braider

-Insult- One who likes to braid their own ass hair or braids anothers ass hair.

Yo motherfucker your an ass hair braider

by Serial March 11, 2004

braders

a buffoon

'braders you MUPPET'

by braders February 10, 2004