braces

Square, metal pieces of junk that are glued to your teeth with wires that run through them. Prevents you from making out. Cut your mouth and sometimes cause excruciating numbness or infections. Probably worth less than jeans at Hollister. Overpriced, though your insurance company would probably cover it. Despite most of the negative definitions of braces, they rock shit. It proves how rich you are. Angelina Jolie wore braces. They are also an excellent excuse generator. Not to mention how awesome they look when the moonlight reflects off them. Total leetness~!

W: Dude check out my new braces
I: zOMG metallic blue! That's epic win man
W: I know even my idol Angelina Jolie wore them! I'm only keeping them on for 1.5 years anyway!
I: How much did they cost?
W: About $42. My leet insurance company covered the rest!
N: Yo how do you like these new jeans I got from Hollister? They were only $79, clearance sale~

by MudkipShiz July 17, 2009

Braves

By far the best baseball team ever! The Braves Rule. Bobby Cox is the best Manager in the game!

The Braves are going to win the World Series.

by Bobby Blake May 30, 2004

breakestra

Break-Orchestra

Breakdance music, usually mixes funk and hip hop, performed by a live band, and used to bust some moves.

Havikoro battled Vagabond crew at the rythm of their breakestra.

by Tindee April 5, 2004

Duncan Barkes

Talksport presenter.Tommy Boyd fills in for him sometimes on another station which is quite ironic.

I'm at talksport and Boyd is covering for me somewhere else.

by James H Reeve July 23, 2004

braketard

to brake a car like a retard

i was in the car with luke the other day and he was such a braketard dude.

by fffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuu May 12, 2010

Brake Hugger

When your driving and you can see the person obviously is diving with one foot on thee gas and one foot on the brake.

when your driving and the person in front of you keeps hitting their brakes and you have to keep stomping on your brake just to prevent from hitting them

I wish this damn brake hugger would just turn already!

by TheRealSuperGuy February 25, 2011

Brake Fart

The sound that emanates from a truck with air brakes at traffic lights just before they start rolling.

Man... I was at the light next to this BEAST of a semi... the light turned green and the BRAKE FART that rolled out from under there nearly blew me into the back seat of the car!!!!

by Bonemanrides October 11, 2016