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Barack Obama

The goddamn goat. Anyone who says otherwise is a conservative snowflake. The man is more well spoken than Amy Schumer is unfunny, if I were gay I would totally make this man my senpai, and he's just an intelligent man. I'm not going to say his presidency was perfect, but it was damn near the closest. Obama is the goat.
Barack Obama: *Best president who ever existed*
Conservative Snowflake: Nah this man sucked balls bro *pulls up panties and kisses boyfriend*
by YRNKelpy November 12, 2020
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Barack Obama

The 44th president of the United States of America. Also the first black man to be president.
That's it, I'm not going to give you any stupid hateful definition about how Barack Obama is a "terrible" president. Seriously people, the man is trying SO hard to fix the country and you come on Urbandictionary to slam him. You ungrateful twats!
by tamtam27 November 5, 2010
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bracket cancer

What you get when teams that you projected to go far in the NCAA tournament lose early on.
I got a bad case of bracket cancer after Vermont knocked off Syracuse.
by Hakim March 18, 2005
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Baracknophobia

The irrational fear of hope; the irrational fear that behind the mild-mannered facade, Barack Obama is intent on enslaving the white race.

The sickness manifests itself mostly through rumor, often in the form of the only E-mail your grandmother has ever been able to successfully forward.
Barack Obama has lady parts! NO. Baracknophobia.
by jbaunach June 17, 2008
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Barack Obama

Guys seriously, its not funny that you are making fun of Barack obama!
He is our president and there is nothing yall can do about it!
so whos yo 'massa' now bitch!
by taylor nicole :D January 25, 2009
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Barack

One of the two swear words introduced by the 2008 election. More severe than its counterpart.
Barack! My leg is being eaten by a shark!

Barack! Obama was elected president!
by OyWithThePuddles March 19, 2009
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Barack Obama

American: I'm really proud of America for electing Barack Obama as their new president. It really shows how far we've come as a country.
by itschinyo March 26, 2009
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