god bothers

cunts who knock on ya door at 5 am

knock, knock FUCK OFF AND GO HAVE SEX WIV EACH OVA

by geordie May 11, 2003

Boshemoth

Female version of Bohemoth... A really big woman.

"Check out that Boshemoth... That one huge bitch"

by Senior Mort May 11, 2007

boghemian

A mixture of Bohemian and Bogan. Typically found in various parts of New Zealand.

Man my cousin Georgina is cool. I want to steal her Boghemian style.

by Ananke flyfield October 15, 2013

Bohemian Baptism

Bohemian Baptism is when you are doing a person from behind while her head is over the toilet bowl. A common rule is that the person needs to get their hair wet during the act in order to count and in other areas, the toilet needs to be flushed in order for the act to be complete.

"She was leaning over the toilet bowl when I gave her a Bohemian Baptism"

by Tracwoc December 23, 2014

bohemian bootycall

The act of taking one's cell phone and putting it on vibrate, then stick it in someone's anus, then call the phone.

My Ex-Girlfriend always liked having Bohemian Bootycalls...

by ifknloveswat June 12, 2014

Bohemian Rules (Ping Pong)

Bohemian Rules are a form of Ping Pong originating from the Islands of the Bahamas specifically Nassau. The game shares the standard rules associated with traditional Chinese Rules. The game is played with a focus on finesse, this includes highly skilled and highly acrobatic serves and returns. The two opponents play until 21. Once reaching 21 the losing opponent then calls for a win by two. with the losing player continuing to serve the players play until one of the two reaches a score of 22. Once 22 is reached by a player, the losing opponent then has the ability to call for a sudden death overtime which entails "next point wins." The winner of such point then is deemed the victor.

One rule that is less known, and often overlooked, is the backwards assist. when a ball bounces on a players side and the ball is propelled in the air, a spectator has the opportunity to assist. The spectator can aid the player by hitting the ball into the air allowing the player to hit the ball backwards (facing away from the table) onto the other side of the table. If the result of such hit causes the competitor who utilized the backwards assist to score on the opponent, they recieve one standard point and then two more for such a highly skilled maneuver.

"Hey do you wanna play some ping pong?"
"Sure, Bohemian Rules (Ping Pong) or Chinese?"
"Chinese! Bohemian takes way too much skill!"

by Jrawlz December 14, 2015

bohemian blasphemy

a type of foreplay for advanced students

him: "babe, the entirety of my genitalia is pointing towards your mekka!"
her: "bebe, my tittays, my crotch, my nose, my toes, even my eyelashes are directed towards your jerusalem."

(they sing bohemian blasphemy together and run away)

by Krkič April 14, 2019