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Batemanning

Named after business and life model Patrick Bateman, Batemanning is defined as the process of getting unbelievably fit and looking unbelievably good while doing important business looking things, watching stock quotes and making phone calls that bring in huge paychecks, all simultaneously or interchangeably and directly consecutively. This process must be supplemented with the most hype 80's music available, as well as exotic high protein diets and interaction with technological playthings.
Yo bitch, I'm sweating so profusely all over my hyper jacked body while I talk to this CEO on line 2 and the Dow just went up 300 points- take a picture of me Batemanning for my Twitter right now before I chop your tits off.
by BATEMANNING May 28, 2012
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Bohemian Rhapsody Effect

The phenomenon whereby a person, having watched a biopic or documentary about a legendary musician or band suddenly becomes a die-hard fan of the artist in question.
All this fuss about Elton John off the back of "Rocket Man" is a prime example of the Bohemian Rhapsody Effect
by izcms02 July 21, 2019
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BohemianFart: The best youtuber.
BohemianFart is amazing!
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bohemiath

huge. overwhelmingly gigantic.
dude, i can't help you right now because i'm working on a bohemiath of a tax return.
by renegado October 27, 2007
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Batemanator

A definition mainly limited to North-Western England (specifically Carlisle), "Bateman" is a male of legendary status in the lady pulling department. From "Daniel Baty" or "Bateman", whos record pulls in the 2005-2006 season are unlikely to ever be bettered. The male in question usualy also has a MILF for a mother.
"Look at that, another bird hes pulled. hes such a Batemanator"
by monkeybutler June 26, 2007
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Anal Bolemia

The act of pooping in your pants (usualy) and holding it firmly within your butt cheeks then sucking it back. Just to get the feel of pooping without actually having to stop what you're doing (or not doing) in order to go to the bathroom. Similar to the act of throwing-up....I.E. Bolemia.
"I Just like the feel of pooping, but I'm to lazy to go do it."

"I have Anal Bolemia."
by ace71730 September 17, 2006
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bohemian back thrust

Usually done best in the morning, while enjoying his morning wood, the male slyly sneaks into his partner while she is half asleep, stirring the Bohemian spirit deep inside of her...
The day is best started with, a banana, coffee, and a Bohemian back thrust ...
by Den of Decadence April 22, 2010
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