Bonk

v., to contact someone. Like "hit me up" but shorter and better. Not sexual.
"That movie looks good, bonk me later if you feel like going."
by Meisterburgher October 16, 2021
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ima bonk dat bich ova ther init
by The Memed Human July 28, 2021
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When something happens that makes you go 😐. Mostly used ironically. Often a one word reply.
Your Crush: I’m sorry, I don’t date losers.

You: Bonk.
by thongas April 15, 2021
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Bonk is a the sound you hear when someone like that weird flower hits someone with a coconut.
AAAAAAAA!!! GET AWAY FROM ME!!! *throws coconut* Bonk
by Gary The Flower January 06, 2022
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Bonk can also mean a completely flopped shot, like a fired bullet just dunks barely 100ft away on to the ground or the shot goes 30-50ft on the side of the target. When talking about shooting a tank, or a gun in a video game or irl.
"I aimed the shot perfectly but it bonked right in front of him."
"I think this tanks gun is nothing but a bonk machine."
-John "Wanna play a game of darts?"

-Jane "Sure, but with my skills, I think I'm going to bonk every dart so watch out your feet!"
by Jutnau January 24, 2023
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A act of humorous resistance. The thing you do to the helmets of cops dressed up in riot gear with an empty water cooler to protect yourself from their completely unnecessary violent force against your peaceful university pro-Palestine demonstration.
That well-informed college student on the right side of history just “bonked” that police officer on the head with an empty water cooler! Legend.
by Ceasefirenow April 28, 2024
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A sexual act where the Penis is held on the shaft except the tip is seen. Then slam your hand on the tip resembling a “bonk” sensation.
“Dude I hooked up with grandma and she totally bonked my tip.
by Granny BBW March 09, 2020
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