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Boston Bomber 

to be framed & hunted down for being at the wrong place wrong time.

many others on the scene with identical backpacks to create confusion
dont believe me? do some research..
FBI: "ONLY THESE PICTURES OF BOSTON BOMBER WILL BE DEEMED CREDIBLE"
BIG SIS: "DRUDGE REPORT IS NOT CREDIBLE"
INFOWARS: "WHY ARE YOU DENYING BOMB DRILLS? WE HAVE PHOTOGRAPHS"
Boston Bomber by UncleTed1776 April 20, 2013
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carpet bomber 

Damn, when those two carpet bombers play with a strap on, you can feel the ground quaking.
carpet bomber by Ragnov October 18, 2004

Turkey Bomber

One who has sexual relations with a married woman. ie FUCKS.
while still being friends with that said husband.
-"I totally fucked a married woman last night"
-Man your a Turkey Bomber

"OHHHHHHHHHH Turkey bomb that hoe"
Turkey Bomber by 503 dakota August 21, 2008

Ass Bomber 

Someone named Jono Nelson who likes to stick cherry bombs up his own ass.
Ass Bomber is coming over.

Yuck, tell him to keep his ass to himself. I don't need any Cherry Bombs in here.

Ok, Phillis.
Ass Bomber by Senior Julio January 20, 2009
A euphemism for "cunt"
"Full house?! You're such a C Bomber..."
c bomber by Majooka May 19, 2007

hamasidal bomber 

Losers dictated by hamas that terrorize innocent Israeli citizens, often deliberately blowing their own fool selves up in the process due to the mistaken belief that they'll be greeted in the afterlife by 72 virgins instead of one disappointed and really angry Jew, the son of the One that determines their eternity.
His sorrowful Muslim mother wasn't permitted to teach to him or sing to him the Father Abraham song, and unfortunately fagscist terrorists were therefore more easily able to convince him to become a hamasidal bomber.

Suicide bomber 

A really fucking retarded towel head that walks into a crowded room and yells "ALLAH ACKBAR!!!" Meaning: "God is great" in Arabic. They are also world class demolition workers as they brang down to skyscrapers with only one plane, they even did it for free, what generous people they are. They also like to play soccer as most of them are actually Mexicans that got over their casual landscaping jobs. Suicide bombers also always get a great k/d ratio of about 115/1.
I'll put it this way, if u here "alalalalalalh" or "Allah ackbar" u are fucked. Cos dem suicide bombers want to wear ur skin.