bog mammit

the version of Goddammit that comes out of your three year old son's mouth when he breaks a toy...

"Bog Mammit, it broke, Mommy"

by BellaBous January 13, 2009

bog burst

When you hve had the spiciest , naughiest Chicken curry the night before you wake up with your ass exploding spicy shit and if your dick touches the shit there is a high chance it will become infected. It usually lasts 1~2 days.

Hey man hurry up I need to use the shitter. My bog is bursting after last nights Indian curry and my dick is covered with green spots because it exploded all over my dick. Go to the Doc. No you go to Maccie Ds toilets. Too late.

Im in the toilet 1 day because my bog is bursting after that chicken curry.when your bog burst is too much to handle.

by Zanzaxie boy February 19, 2017

Bog Sirticus

When someone annoys you and need to keep them preoccupied.

Look up Bog Sirticus
Ok
Screw you

by Noonslayer69 May 6, 2021

bog booty

Bog booty is when a women's booty is so sweaty that their buttcheeks slide against each other freely. Bog booty usually occurs after skipping a shower for 3 days in a row. Bog booty is most commonly found in northern-Michigan women between ages 23-28 who spend weeknights drinking in their garage.

Nobody goes down on Marissa, because she has bog booty.

by P1PEDoWN October 28, 2022

bog shit

Taking a REALLY nasty dump that makes you feel like you've placed yourself in the middle of a disgusting, steamy bog. A truly record-breaking shit that you will probably never be able to pull off again. No amount of doors can be opened to air the place out. You're just gonna have to ride this one out.

2: What's that smell?
1: Sorry, took a bog shit the other day.

by RektSkrubs December 2, 2021

bog snorkeler

n. one who snorkels bogs (think about it...)

Geez...I can't believe you did that, you're such a bog snorkeler!

by kat July 5, 2003

Bog Trogg

The men/women that hang around in the toilets of busy bars and night clubs with various perfumes, aftershave, chewing gum etc. So that if you pay them you can "freshen up" when out on the pull so you dont smell like a decomposing sewer-rat.

Them birds are quite fit, i think ill pay a visit to the Bog-Trogg before i go and speak to them, i stink.

by AndyW September 7, 2005