bluddie

blog buddy

I can't start my day without checking on my bluddies first.

by jen October 24, 2002

Shite come bloud

A series of secret code words to be used in certain scenarios; as such.

Shite - This word is commonly used when you take a shit in your mother's mouth while cumming bloody semen in her vagina, or arse, hence the phrase; Shite come bloud. (Shit cum blood)

Come - Commonly used when a man is having a massive, uncontrollable orgasm, and is cumming shit out of his penis. His arse is bleeding; hence the phrase; Come Shite Bloud. (Cum Shit Blood)

Bloud - When the queen of England elopes and has a massive orgasm from her ears, and her lungs melt to sludge and shit and cum and blood. Hence the phrase...do I even have to say it???

That guy Shite come bloud with the Queen yesterday..freaks me out bro.

by All My Gods Have Failed Me...But Satan hasn't! March 15, 2008

bludgeoning

getting dome while beating the chick with a club

those two are all brused up from the bludgeoning

by 4n6 science October 22, 2007

Be Smart Blud

Something you would say someone acting stupid and/or speaking in a bit of a daft way.

After getting a lift to college with Wigs' Nan, Lipton thought it only fair that he show his appreciation

Lipton (to Wigs' Nan): Yo, safe for the lift blud!

Wigs: Be Smart Blud

by Hand Drew August 4, 2011

blud shart

When one, while sharting, puts to much pressure on thy anus. One can shart blud. Also used Oldschoo Runescape

Oh no, a red stain in my white boxers. Must've been a blud shart. Also item commonly used in Oldschool Runescape.

by Loebas January 13, 2022

Blud

Blud is the shorter misspelled version of "Blood". The meaning is similar to the meaning of "bro". The sentences it ends with usually end with the skull emoji (💀) like "Blud thinks he's Andrew Tate 💀" to address the person who said it the dead from laughing

Blud thinks he has money💀

by leadmxne June 23, 2023

Steamy Blundell

A complex technique, only for the most adept of sexual partners:
The giver, or "Blundell", begins by firmly nestling their face in-between the other's buttocks. They then proceed to reach around and gently tickle the recipient's genitalia with both hands -- while talking about how much of a sucker they are for medieval castles -- until their partner climaxes out of sheer appreciation for the majesty of 12th century architecture.

"I was worry my evening with Chucky last night was getting stale... so I decided to spice things up by giving him a Steamy Blundell"

by Javano June 19, 2016