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by Blurp_blurp February 16, 2025
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blurpleshnart

The act of eating food colouring in order to shit multicolour then feeding it to a sexual partner. This is typical in man on man relations but can be any.
Did you hear Mike has a collection of food colouring in his cupboard
Him and Ross are probably up to some blurpleshnarting
by SlippySundays February 20, 2025
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Blurry gun

A way of describing how an individual may meet his or her end (via natural causes and/or God’s will, of course) due to an act of violence showcased with a homemade gun emoji. The gun is blurry as it is in motion.
*Tinder profile:
I’m an open book.

Want to know something, just ask.

*Apple being unable to sync blocked contacts across all past devices

“I can’t believe he put ‘just ask me’ in his bio. I’ll never ask, in fact he deserves the blurry gun.”
by Never scared May 1, 2025
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lil blurper

Lil blurper: “blurp
by Sky Commander Winkie June 14, 2018
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De-blurp

Verb; to excise something that is ugly or displeasing to the eye
Nice work de-blurping that PPT presentation the other day!
by De-blurper March 2, 2021
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sloppy blurpee

A famous slushy-like drink consisting of blue frozen ice with a taste remarkably similar to anti-freeze. Sold exclusively at Blurpee's.
Customer: Yeah, hi, can I get a sloppy blurpee?
Waiter: Sure, whaddya got to trade for it?
Customer: I've got a grenade.
Waiter: Best I can do is three.
Customer: Sounds good to me. What do the rest of you guys want?
by numberonebox August 2, 2023
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bacchus blumpy

similar to the princeton blumpy, someone (person A) performs oral sex on someone else (person B) who has had too much to drink is making out with someone else (person C). However, half way through this act, person B will throw up on person C's face into who will then "cork it" by sealing their mouths together (stopping the further flow of vomit by blocking the exit with the tongue).
barb: dude! i did the bacchus blumpy last night.
joise: what like the princeton blumpy?
barb: yeah, but on the other end with alcohol.
by q;wojb;e January 27, 2024
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