Hair cut or arranged in such a way as not to obstruct the view of “the action;” especially, a woman with hair cut too short to possibly fall over her face.
by Fritzo May 30, 2006
Get the blowjob hairmug. A girl, or indeed a guy, who has eyes that, from the level of your navel, stare up into yours and see into your soul. They seem to absorb your whole being and whisper "Feed me cock."
They are generally slightly larger than average eyes, with long eyelashes that emphasise the way the person sucking your dick is first looking up at you whilst swallowing your pork, then down shyly, and then up again, communicating only with their eyes how much they love sucking cock.
They are generally slightly larger than average eyes, with long eyelashes that emphasise the way the person sucking your dick is first looking up at you whilst swallowing your pork, then down shyly, and then up again, communicating only with their eyes how much they love sucking cock.
When seeking the pleasures of a blowie, always look at the eyes and lips of your target. Don't worry if they're a whale, they'll be less hurt when you bail. Remember, for the best blowies, find a girl whose eyes capture you. Those are the blowjob eyes.
by jameswoodywoods November 26, 2011
Get the blowjob eyesmug. Noun
1. Derived from the classic Nintendo Entertainment System, it's a degrading act that every young gamer had to perform in the 80s out of desperation by means of blowing into the slit of a game cartridge and reinserting it to achieve stimulus and gratification. Usually done while on the knees, excessive blowjobs may result in feelings of being lightheaded or dizziness.
To perform an NES Blowjob simply:
Remove the cartridge
Blow in it
Re-insert the cart
Press power
Remove the cart
Blow in it
Re-insert the cart
Sweet talk it a little
Press power
Remove the cart
Blow in it
Blow into the console
Beg
Re-insert the cart
Press power
Maybe smack it a little
1. Derived from the classic Nintendo Entertainment System, it's a degrading act that every young gamer had to perform in the 80s out of desperation by means of blowing into the slit of a game cartridge and reinserting it to achieve stimulus and gratification. Usually done while on the knees, excessive blowjobs may result in feelings of being lightheaded or dizziness.
To perform an NES Blowjob simply:
Remove the cartridge
Blow in it
Re-insert the cart
Press power
Remove the cart
Blow in it
Re-insert the cart
Sweet talk it a little
Press power
Remove the cart
Blow in it
Blow into the console
Beg
Re-insert the cart
Press power
Maybe smack it a little
The release of the first Sony Playstation "PSX" or PS One represents the end of the NES blowjob era.
by billebllunt May 15, 2014
Get the NES blowjobmug. When a man from the Southern United States attaches a vacuum cleaner hose to his genitals. Most commonly used to simulate the feeling of a blowjob.
"Hey Billy, I heard some pretty strange noises coming from your room last night. Were you trying to give yourself a Redneck Blowjob?"
by TheCornCobLord June 24, 2016
Get the Redneck Blowjobmug. Sam gave a verbal blowjob to Max when he said, "You have a very cool shirt" five minutes after 10 other people had already comented on Max's shirt.
by D'O March 29, 2015
Get the Verbal Blowjobmug. Dress as any spooky character of choice while giving a blow job. Cherry juice for flavoring and "blood" is also a good choice.
My boyfriend wanted a spooky blowjob so I dressed up as Wednesday Adams and sucked the soul out of him.
by ChiChiSC July 27, 2017
Get the spooky blowjobmug. The act of stroking your professor's ego as if you were stroking his or her genitalia with your tongue.
Girl #1: Do you think I'd be kissing too much ass if I were to quote our professor in a paper for this class?
Girl #2: Nah. Do it; it show's you've been paying attention
Boy #1: Or like giving him an academic blowjob
Girl #2: Nah. Do it; it show's you've been paying attention
Boy #1: Or like giving him an academic blowjob
by crewchicky915 July 26, 2010
Get the Academic Blowjobmug.