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blowjob :) 

The best thing ever.

Ladies, if you have never given a bj, you're seriously missing out. I love making my baby moan out of pleasure.
And when he cums ... Drink it down and lick it up :P
Make sure you deep throat too.

And massage their balls. Drives em' crazy!
69 is the best too. You get the pleasure as well ;)
Let them cum all over you.. The second time you make them cum, The first time, Drink it. ;)
"blowjob :)"
blowjob :) by BJ Baby:) July 22, 2009
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'Blowjob' 

Putting a basketball pump inside the hole of your penis and pumping air into it

WARNING: May cause pleasure.
Guy: I gave myself a "'Blowjob'" bro.

Guy 2: That's fucking gross.
'Blowjob' by The anom May 11, 2014

Blowjob knees 

When a girl has given enough blowjobs, and her knees are red and bruised from being on them so often. Can also happen after a single very long blowjob.

Can also occur after bumping into things, falling over etc.
1) "That girl has a s serious case of blowjob knees"

2) "I fell while drunk yesterday, I look like I have blowjob knees"
Blowjob knees by Cap'n Crimson July 21, 2015

Blowjob Alley 

Blowjob alley refers to the back row of a movie theater out of sight, out of sound, perfect for giving and receiving head from significant other.
“Hey Colin I saw you at Toy Story 4 last night sitting up in blowjob alley”

“Ya I blew my load when Buzz Lightyear came on screen”

Blowjob Ears

A man or woman with ears that stick out enough to make a nice handle to hold on to while getting a blowjob.
Remember my friend Jorge? He has blowjob ears. I just grab a hold of them and put my dick in his mouth.
Blowjob Ears by Dimples928 August 10, 2016

Blowjob Sydrome 

Where You gave a blowjob for the first time and you want to do it again.
I gave my boyfriend a blowjob for the 1st time last night... And I thought I wouldn't like it but now I wanna suck so bad. I think I have blowjob sydrome
Blowjob Sydrome by Rxanaa November 4, 2009

blowjob height

When a girl is so short that she could give blowjobs while standing.
Dayum dude..that girl over there is so short she's blowjob height
blowjob height by someone bored September 16, 2006