Ahmish Blowjob

When you cut a hole in a sheet, stick your dick through it and have a girl give you a blowjob without ever having to look at her

That girl was kind of a fattie, but I didn't want to waste some good wood, and I never turn down an Ahmish Blowjob

by filthy pirate hooker March 19, 2011

Bronx blowjob

A Bronx blowjob is when the receiver of the blowjob farts and the giver goes away pissed as hell. If the giver continues anyway, she's considered to be a 'keeper'.

My girl friend was giving me head for fixing her car. I rewarded her with a Bronx blowjob and she proceeded to tell me what I'd had for breakfast. She keeps mentioning marriage, but I know that if we tied the knot, the blowjobs would stop.

by Big Ed Moustapha October 10, 2010

Florida Blowjob

When you go to take a leak, and a snake jumps out the toilet and latches on to your penis.

Person 1: where's person 3?
Person 2: he got a Florida Blowjob.
Person 1: yikes!

by Ahaha_killme March 2, 2020

Mormon blowjob

When a girl sucks on a guys fingers

"Hey Kate, can you give me a Mormon blowjob?"

"Sure, Ryan"

by Gentlegug93 February 7, 2017

blowjob betty

a girl who is known to blow alot of guys, or give lots of head.

every party blowjob betty goes to, she gives someone head.

by *BitchPlease. July 23, 2006

Blowjob Barbie

I female who is beautiful, but unintelligent, and shallow, other than blowjobs is completely useless.

Look at that blowjob Barbie

by Sixty9isfine March 4, 2018

Earnest Blowjob

Also called an earnest blowie or an earnie.

A type of blowjob given on a Sunday night while eating breakfast. The blowjob is served with both hands behind the back, at a slow pace, with eye contact half the time. Low-tempo background music is suggested.

Example: "Hey Job I heard your wife is giving earnest blowjobs these days!"
Job: "Yes."

by Splatter Spree November 16, 2017