breeder

1) a female who has multiple children with different men to whom they are not married to or are no longer married to.

That girl is such a breeder, just look at her three kids from three different baby-daddys.

by yarzizzle July 28, 2014

shit blender

toliets that use 5 gallons of water every flush and sound like a jet engine starting.

I needed to formulate an exit strategy before activating the shit blender at work

by heynow_1 May 14, 2008

Meat Blender

During foreplay between the male and female teenagers "rubbing movements" occur over the penal and vaginal area outside the pants and clothes.

A Meat Blender occurs when the male is wearing jeans and the zipper finds a way to make skin contact onto his penis therefore, "blending his meat".

"dude me and my girl friend were gonna have sex after we were out of the movies, but while we were doing some foreplay she cut my dick up on my zipper"

-Yeah I know, she told me that so I filled in for you,-

"You fucking Asshole!"
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the meat blender is a move often preformed by unexperianced foreplayers.

by fenderbass7 October 29, 2009

mind-blender

This is a personal device that I own, but was not born with. It is the brain in which I am able to consistently assimilate other people's experiences, stories, and successes, while at the same time excluding my ego, pride, and ignorance/narrow mindedness.

Once the switch is flipped, a miracle occurs. The result then is that all things come together as a creamy mixture of new concepts and processes that can be used in new opportunities.

"A mind-blender does not solve problems, it creates opportunities."

by Sportay October 12, 2016

Turd in a Blender

What you feel like when you get up early in the morning and go to work work hard and get home late.
Same as hammered turd.

This has been such a hard week. I'm so tired. I feel like a turd in a blender.

by CedricDoodlehopper November 13, 2013

breeders

(1)Women who seem to have kid after kid, usually with the absence of the real fathers.

(2)People who just seem to be unable to have safe sex and keep either having abortions, miscarriages,or pawning them off on someone else to raise because they are unable to raise their own kids.

"Damned!..another unwanted kid, I wonder why people are such {breeders}.

by Cantonata.P July 6, 2005

Baby Blender

A blender made to blend babies into small pieces.

Last night Kyle and Isaac use the Baby Blender to blend up some babies.

by BigIman January 3, 2010