Blueberry Nightmare

Unexpected dissapointment. When an expected positive outcome turns out to be exceptionally negative. Refers to an awful sour tasting beer much like salad dressing, disguised as something delicious. It costs $36 a bottle, and tastes like $2 vinegar.

Last night was a real Blueberry Nightmare ....

When I finally got her pants off it was a real blueberry nightmare down there...

by ianelectro March 18, 2013

blueberry pumpkin patch

when you squeeze a cock before ejaculation and hold near the tip till it turns blue, the let it go slowly until it turns into an orangey red color while u cum

I took her to the blueberry pumpkin patch last night

by I am gerard June 21, 2016

bleemer

A call of duty shot that exceeds a beemer. A term used by COD expert lBliTzShOt and Chris Money Protillo, this group created what is now know the BleemerGanG

Did you see that Josh guy, man had a bleemer, one bursted me cross map, he had to be a part of BleemerGanG

by BIGeastSpeeedy October 2, 2017

Blueberry Squeeze

The Flavor Of My Boyfriend’s Cum.

“Nathan’s cum tastes like blueberries.”
“Give Me Your Blueberry Squeeze Baby.”

by Danyelle5703 February 19, 2018

blueberry pooch facial

When a guy invites his dog to lick blueberry jam off his penis until he ejaculates on the dog

She (the dog) will love the blueberry pooch facials in England

by Marlon<3pooch September 26, 2018

bleeder box

A bleeding vagina, or a mans stretched rectum... especially those named Robert Jarvis Jesse Widvey

Dude Robs acting like a damn bleeder box..

My bleeder box is leaking..

by SSgt Cocky October 28, 2018

blueberrycutypie

Blueberrycutypie also known as the ultimate skinny legend who won't hesitate to destroy your shit meaning another word for roasted for example "ooh you got blueberrycutypied"

"Oh she got blueberrycutypied! "
"You've been pied bro"
"Blueberrycutypie is a skinny legend"

by Hyun Hakku June 11, 2019