Beam me up

A Statement Basically Saying "Hit me up", "Call Me", "Message" and/or "Text Me" When your not busy

Mostly Used in Florida

Yo Papi when your not busy Just Beam Me up

by Elfresh September 6, 2009

O-BEAM

The drink created by two laxers who were bored in spanish class, the drink contains Orange Cream Soda & Vodka mixed. You can also freeze the cream soda and ask for O-BEAM ON THE ROCKS. The word o-beam comes from o in orange and BEAM which is the combination of the creators two names, Brian aka BJ and Tim aka Timmay

Dude its summer, we have nothing to do, what do you want to do?
Dude lets go make some O-BEAM and play some Beam Pong
oooo yeaaa

by BJLAX69 April 23, 2008

red beam

the laser light pointer that hi-tech teachers used to use until the bad kids hijacked them to point out your stupid haristyle in assembly. then Snoop Dogg snaked it and taped it onto his 9mm so he can make sure he's shootin' straight despite the high levels of intoxication. UFOs might have red beams too.

I got him in the red beam and then popped his ass.

by yabanjin December 6, 2004

ultralight beam

Lit

We on that ultralight beam

by Chalo September 9, 2016

blame my iphone

A phrase used when your iPhone's alarm doesn't go off on time due to the iOS software bug which apparently affects recurrent alarms on daylight savings and year end dates.

Good afternoon boss, I overslept 5 hours today, sorry, blame my iphone.

by typec4st January 2, 2011

beamesderfer

When you take a shit so big that it makes your dick hard.

Man I went to taco bell last night and boy it gave me a beamesderfer.

by dusty 20 July 17, 2018

Beam

The event where that dream where you forget your pants comes true...

Oh gosh, I'm on beam next. I hope no one notices that I have a really bad wedgie.

by Max(the awesome one) January 21, 2013