A looney bitch is a woman that is totally out of her mind for a short period of time or the condition can be a long term one.
by Kriegh January 7, 2005
Get the looney bitch mug.A female that is used for a booty call only at night that is usually less than the male's normal personal standard of physical attractiveness.
The reason she is a vampire bitch is because she is unattractive to the point that the male only wants to see her late at night with limited light and not himself be seen with her in public.
So ladies, if you only go over to a guy's house at midnight or later and he has no lights on and he has to lead you around the coffee table and such and you have to be gone for whatever reason before sunrise then you qualify as a vampire bitch.
The reason she is a vampire bitch is because she is unattractive to the point that the male only wants to see her late at night with limited light and not himself be seen with her in public.
So ladies, if you only go over to a guy's house at midnight or later and he has no lights on and he has to lead you around the coffee table and such and you have to be gone for whatever reason before sunrise then you qualify as a vampire bitch.
Jim: What did you do last night?
Glenn: Nothing
Jim: Then why did I see a Honda Accord in your driveway last night?
Glenn: I don't know what your talking about.
Jim: Of coarse you do. That red Honda Accord that was gone when I got up this morning.
Glenn: Oh that. That was just my vampire bitch!
Glenn: Nothing
Jim: Then why did I see a Honda Accord in your driveway last night?
Glenn: I don't know what your talking about.
Jim: Of coarse you do. That red Honda Accord that was gone when I got up this morning.
Glenn: Oh that. That was just my vampire bitch!
by Charlie T. March 31, 2013
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Person 1: Hey did you see Madonna fall?
person 2: Yeah, but she's such an undercover-bitch, it was totally karma
person 2: Yeah, but she's such an undercover-bitch, it was totally karma
by Joe D + Imie T February 28, 2015
Get the Undercover-bitch mug.Female gang member that doesn't run (belong) to any one guy. Generally only to used fight. Fights other girls, (both girls from other gangs, and non-gang girls) for the status of belonging. Generally not sexually active with anyone. Exists to Fight not Fu#%. Fights for the gang to be accepted and for drugs, money, food, place to sleep, etc.
by Sky Rat September 21, 2016
Get the war bitch mug.Susan Anthony drowned all four of her own kids in a lake. People speculate as to whether Prozac caused it or whether she was born that way, but they were in agreement that she was a sociopath bitch.
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the bitch in question: *kristen stewart* *cara delevingne* ect
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