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birthday swirly 

A swirly that uses whipped cream and sprinkles.

how to:
1)capture your victim
2) get him on his knees with his head facing a toilet
3) put whipped cream or shaving cream in the toilet (it can be clean or dirty)
4) put sprinkles on the cream
5) stick your victims head in it and flush for as long as you want
6) if you want, wedgie them so they open their mouth
the jocks gave me a chocolate birthday swirly. it was so gross! they then gave me a birthday wedgie and pushed me into the hall. it was so embarrassing!
birthday swirly by wedgiedefiner October 9, 2020
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Birthday Roach 

A birthday where something meaningful or impactful to you, comes to a devastating end, ruining the rest of the day.
my dog passing away today really turned this into a birthday roach.
Birthday Roach by Memesold March 1, 2021

birthday tax

Being forced to contribute to friends' birthday gifts because it would be socially unacceptable to decline.
John: "Hey everyone! Sam's birthday is coming up, let's all contribute to a gift!!!"
Sally: "Sure! I'm in."
Matt: "Me too!"
You: "Same here." (I'm not even close to this person, why am I getting birthday taxed?)
birthday tax by jord34239 July 7, 2022

birthday grouch 

Dedicated to any individual who is old enough to stop counting birthdays, but still pissed off enough to lash out at well wishers.
Happy Birthday to you, happy birthday to...
Hey, why don't you stick that birthday shit up yer ass...
Well, ok then. Mr birthday grouch...
birthday grouch by YAWA January 31, 2020

birthday cheater 

A person who receives a birthday present before his/her birthday and proceeds to open it before his/her birthday.
I would not have given Tessa her birthday present a week early if I knew she was going to be birthday cheater and open it the same day...
birthday cheater by Nathan S. August 30, 2008

birthday rave 

a rave on or close to you birthday (most times there in the same month) were you dance and take more then usual amounts of drugs. Some people wear birthday things to let every one know its there birthday.
Fabys birthday rave is oggie boggie
birthday rave by strokess April 28, 2009

Birthday Cheques 

Cheques or Checks (American English) you receive as a birthday present.

Also, a play on words to the song: Birthday Sex by Jerimiah.
Grandma: Hey Grandson, what would you like for your birthday.

Grandson (To the tune of Birthday Sex): Birthday Cheques, Birthday Cheques.

Grandma: Oh ok. You're so musical!