blow career

A phrase used to describe the actions of someone who gives copious amounts of oral sex, well above what most people would consider an average amount for a sexually active person. As job is to career, so blow job is to blow career--someone who gives "blow careers" has almost taken oral sex to an extreme level, pursuing it as if there's some sort of reward in the afterlife for people who give that much head.

Man, Suzie went down on the entire football team at the party last week. That girl doesn't just give blow jobs--she's got a blow career!

I thought my last girlfriend was good about oral, but this girl I'm seeing now comes out of nowhere with it sometimes. I get head two, three times a day without asking, like it's her blow career.

Dude, I feel sorry for Tyrone. His ass went to prison and bitched out, and now he's got himself a blow career on the inside.

by Talmanes December 3, 2006

blow me

yet another way to go tell someone to fuck themself

Yeah, Blow me.

by shelly February 10, 2003

blow your top

Lose your cool. You lost your ability to control your emotions. Same as blowing a gasket.

Please don't blow your top again today if the Seahawks don't win! I can't afford to replace another smashed TV.

by NursAM2017 October 23, 2015

Wah Blow

Many different varients for this saying

Whats up, Whats going on, WTF?..

Check the examples for common usage by the man himself~

Chester P Hackenbush Wah Blow
When the police pull you over (Wha Blow)
When you see a guy you know you tell 'im (Wha Blow)
When you see a pretty girl you ask (Wha Blow)
A guy you don't know wants weed (Wha Blow)
My mpc breaks down (Wha Blow)
To all my people locked in jail (Wha Blow)
To people say they wanna battle me (Wha Blow)
I listen to their style and i wonder (Wha Blow)
If a dance is dead and you've paid (Wha Blow)
If you don't get paid for a show (Wha Blow)
If your record label rips you off (Wha Blow)
You get 'em on the phone and you ask (Wha Blow)

by MoGG84 June 24, 2009

blow one's shot

To squander an opportunity.

I had only one shot at the title and I blew it.

by ltbugaf July 7, 2005

bushman's blow

The bushman's blow is the act of evacuating your nasal passages in the absence of suitable catching material. Ie, blowing your nose with no hankerchief or tissue or sleeve.

Steps:

1. Squeeze your nostrils together with thumb and index finger.
2. Roll your fingers one up and one down such that one nostril is opened and angled away from your face, and the other is closed.
3. Tilting your head back.
4. Exhale sharply and forcefully.

Performed correctly the bushman's blow can be propelled several metres. Performed incorrectly the bushman's blow can be propelled several cm down ones face.

I shot the opposite side of my shed with my bushman's blow.

by thehelix March 27, 2006

Blow an Ovary

The Destruction of Ones Ovary

"OMG, I Think i Just Blew an Ovary"

"I'm So Mad, Im Going To Blow an Ovary"

"I Think She's About To Blow an Ovary"

by MstrMysterious63 May 12, 2009